I'm off my game because of the coof, any more and I'll be hacking up blood
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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By Uncle Boomia's Request
- Thread starter Riccardo Bosi
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I'm off my game because of the coof, any more and I'll be hacking up blood
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The one about the Aldi cheese was my favourite.
"You're brave now motherfucker!" was pitch-perfect, and the audience bed really gave it depth. "Defeatth it'th own purpothe." made me choke on my cigarette.
Love these, keep them coming clog nigger.
Thank you for the compliment, but I'm a wombat fucker
You guys ever call Abos "digeridune coons"?
We just call them petrol sniffers, coons and boongs
Goddamn that's a funny word. Don't be rama rama.
Those disrespectful niggers in the audience sure were thin-skinned.
Be careful I heard that beenie wearing fag say they put you in camps if you cough. Sucks because it was the only good place I visited in that part of the world. The only disappointment was seeing an actual Tasmanian Devil. Basically a retarded chipmunk.
You saw a Tasmanian Devil?
Yeah at the time I was in the navy and we went to Perth, Sydney and Tasmania. Perth was our first stop after spending 3 months in the Persian gulf and was fucking awesome.The people there were cool as shit and loved to party. Sydney was cool but it had a different vibe than Perth if that makes sense. In between we stopped for 2 days off the coast of Tasmania. Basically we took a day tour of Tasmania which included a trip to a zoo which is where I saw it. It didn't seem like there was much to do there anyway but I only spent the day there. I had plans to go see the F1 race in Melbourne and spend a few weeks traveling around 2 years ago but fucking covid canceled that.
Edit: This was 1996
There's so much to comment on. Perth and Sydney may as well be different countries. Nothing happens in Tasmania as far as I'm concerned.
Thank fuck you weren't here during Covid, you would have seen how truly Godless this shithole really is.
Could you also do a Raging Boomia on the scene where he threatens to kill the neighbor's dog?