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Maybe my office will burn down
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Buildings in downtown DC are already boarded-up this morning
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HR will still make you use your PTO if you can't make it into the charred remains of your office
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More like I'll have to jump on a zoom call for an hour and half so everyone can agree that the office burned down
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And it'll just be another day at work for me. Maybe I'll splurge for some zogslop at lunch.
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I have to go to a wedding this weekend at a hotel in the city and it would be good if that burned down also. Sorry, you don't get a wedding gift if the venue burns down. That already tells me you're headed for a divorce.
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My God you work in DC? Are you packing heat at least?
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Yeah i bring a gun into downtown DC right next to the white house and all the federal agencies, with secret service crawling everywhere
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Very true
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Don't worry, fellow Democracy Respecters! The Joe & the Juice has been secured against insurrectionists!
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I showed her your post and she said "yes, absolutely"
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At least Bobby Van's is still open!
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Any good? I try to spend as little time in DC after dark as possible but i do enjoy a steak
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You'll be fine after dark. The happy hour culture isn't as strong as it was pre-2020, but it's still there. I don't really crave steaks all that much, but if you like dive bars, or at least a more chill experience, Bottom Line near the Farragut West Metro station is great.
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I don't like her 'liveU' backpack, & she ain't my type personally
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Also can i just say that as a southern racist/sore loser, it tickles me to no end that every park with a union general's statue in it is covered with derelict drunk and otherwise drug-addicted niggers sleeping everywhere
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Joe's juice is child spit.
Now ask the one in the red jacket.
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Rotgut West
Faggot West
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