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Brothamen, I'm not sure I can do this anymore

ThePepsiColaRapist

Dan doesn’t have a penis. I. Do.
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His family clearly hates him, he has no friends. He's a heavily armed, drunk, 300 pound baby trapped in a world of his own making.

As his only real fans, do we have a moral obligation to get him some help?

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Jenna

very demure very cutesy very mindful very modest
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Lady Di, you have a friend in every major city on earth who will drink with you on less than a week's notice, right?

No, I don't have a friend in every major city on earth who will drink with me on less than a week's notice.

Oh.
 
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He is such a fucking faggot. Doesn't he realize he should be spending more time with his wife and try to reconnect with his daughter, not acting like some kind of middle-aged jet setter who "parties" with people all around the globe?

Yeah I'm sure you go to Abu Dhabi on your private plane to do cocaine with Saudi princes, you fucking fat retarded slobfuck.

What is wrong with this dude? Did that shit sound cool in his head? Because he sounds like a jerk off who hasn't had pussy since pussy had him.
 
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