Britney Spears is only 40 years old.

[guest]

Is that weird as fawk to anyone else? She's been a celebrity figure since I was a kid, and I always saw her as an older woman. But she's only 40. I would've thought she was at least mid-40s or something. Right? Sorry, we're crossing into some pot talk here...

 

[HotDogJoe]

How's she holding up these days? Haven't seen any pictures of her in a while.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

How's she holding up these days? Haven't seen any pictures of her in a while.

No bad. I follow her on ig (basically follow her And joe) because she seems bto be inching towards just posting full nudes

 

[Harry Powell]

How's she holding up these days? Haven't seen any pictures of her in a while.

For 40, she looks fawkin’ great.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

Time is like a river

 

[Gay Faggot.]

She was groomed and probably molested. The reason you remember her being older, is because she was under 18 when she came on the scene. The pedophiles couldn’t shut up waiting to fuck her. I think Barbara walters or whoever the fuck called her a slut when she wasn’t even an adult yet. Sad shit brotherman.

 

[guest]

No bad. I follow her on ig (basically follow her And joe) because she seems bto be inching towards just posting full nudes

I thought she did already. Pretty good for a 40 year old mom but still, she’s a 40 year old mom.

 

[guest]

She's borderline a child actor...more time famous 25+ years, than not.

 

[Dennyislife]

She's the next Madonna. Give her 20 years she'll be embarrassing everyone.

 

[guest]

 

[CuckQueen]

You forgot to bust out bottle blonde on your bush, bitch. At least Marilyn had the poise to peroxide her pubes.

 

[CuckQueen]

I've been eagerly waiting for Paris Hilton to hit 40 for a decade, now she's 41. I love seeing bimbos hit the wall and realize there wombs rotted on them. She still wants to have a kid. This will be fucking beautiful.

"I'm probably going to be a strict mom. I'm just worried for when my baby London says, 'Mom, I want to go on a date, I want to go to a club,' and I'm going to go, 'No,' " she said.

First off, great imagination on the name, something Disney Chanel Original writers quickly landed on 15 years ago. Perfect level of narcissistic stupidity. And the only way that kid won't be fucking and sucking and chucking and bucking is if she comes out Down-syndrome or some other kind of retard. Very possible with the spoiled womb of a cum dumpster.

 

[Opesterino]

I always favorited christina aguilera to be honest witcha. Don't get me wrong both women are way out of my league and I would accept either of them in a bond of holy matrimony.

 

[guest]

I always favorited christina aguilera to be honest witcha. Don't get me wrong both women are way out of my league and I would accept either of them in a bond of holy matrimony.

Neither one comes close to prime Jessica Simpson. I was like 13 when that Dukes Of Hazzard remake came out, and I pulled my prick raw to her.

 

[guest]

She's borderline a child actor...more time famous 25+ years, than not.

To get from the Mickey Mouse Club to being as famous as she was so young? 0.0% chance she didn't get passed around to every Hollywood Heeb on Earth.

 

[Harry Powell]

Neither one comes close to prime Jessica Simpson. I was like 13 when that Dukes Of Hazzard remake came out, and I pulled my prick raw to her.
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Nice being 10-15 years younger than the rest of the board, stupid

 

[aRTie02150]

When I was younger I wanted Mandy Moore.

 

[guest]

To get from the Mickey Mouse Club to being as famous as she was so young? 0.0% chance she didn't get passed around to every Hollywood Heeb on Earth.

"The Mickey Mouse Club" was just a glorified traficking ring. I don't think the kids they had in there were anything but orphans...how do you know Brintey Spears herself wasn't some transylvannian orphan just given to her supposed biological parents? The manner these ppl treat their kids makes me question a few things.

And I hate how pedos have this YEARNING to make their sickness 'cute', "Mickey Mouse Club" draws from the same 'cutesy' pool that Bronies with Pony and cute anime pfps sharing CP on their secret discords do.

Pat is fat btw.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I was more of a Jennifer Love Hewitt bro. I was in love with her.

 

[Harry Powell]

I mean I beat my dick raw to all these chicks. Good memories.