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Brinton Resto's girlfriend circa 2020

Stent

outcomes, not intent - mod wisdom
I wonder if Bresto has ever drunk dialed her? "It's me. Brinton. That case fell apart. Yeah, and I even used illegal evidence. I got fired. Don't hang up. I don't need to borrow money. Can you send me your shoes? The ones that are like my mommy's? Hello? Hello?"

He couldn't stand any gayer if he tried.
It's like his torso is leaning in but his dick is trying to retreat. It's repelled by his vagina angled towards it.
 

Dog Eater

Apartheid is cool.
I really should have cropped betsy out so you guys would focus on the gf's appearance. This thread flopped.
I got you. She looks like an old Jewish succubus waiting to suck his adrenochrome out. Her face is so white because she’s completely coated in makeup meaning she’s hideous without it.
 

Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
"Honey stand next to your cousin. Oh put your arm around her like you actually have known eachother your whole lives!"
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