Brewers Mini-Marathon forever canceled

[SensibleKeks]

Brewers Mini-Marathon | Milwaukee Brewers

The Brewers Mini-Marathon features a unique course which takes you past, around, and THROUGH many Milwaukee landmarks!

www.mlb.com

RIP

 

[Juschippinyababe]

@carolmaxheine comment?

 

[Meownaw]

He ruined their integrity. Everything in Pat's path is destroyed.

 

[guest]

Too bad such a great family event will only be remembered for this fatso chesting

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

He always looks like he's in agonizing pain when he runs. And when I say "runs" I mean lightly jogging and then cutting the course multiple times.

 

[Phish]

Wow he was so much skinnier in these pics. And he still had to cheat. There’s absolutely “ZERO. POINT. ZERO.” chance he could even run 20% of it these days.

 

[Stent]

Runners won't be getting high ankle sprains from stepping off curbs anymore. This was a safety issue they couldn't remediate.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

lol are those girls laughing at fatrick

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

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Brewers Mini-Marathon | Milwaukee Brewers

The Brewers Mini-Marathon features a unique course which takes you past, around, and THROUGH many Milwaukee landmarks!

www.mlb.com

RIP

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These pics always get a nigga ribs hurtin'. Why does he appear to be jumping in the last one? Is that the face he thinks runners have? We know he walked almost the entirety of the race (when he wasn't cheating).

And a reminder: that lady in the first pic finished with a faster actual time than Patrick.

 

[Mike Glyer]

Too bad such a great family event will only be remembered for this fatso chesting

Truthful even with the typo.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

You can tell that the milf in the first pic was barely moving at all and Pat was busting his ass to pass her at the very end

 

[guest]

He averaged a 12 minute mile in that one where he looks like he's really struggling. Grandmothers can powerwalk faster than that.

Clown. 1.7.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'll never forget someone describing him as having a "thundering baby elephant gait" when he runs lol. Goes through my head and gets my ribs every time I see his stupid Mustang hoodie pictures.

 

[SensibleKeks]

Anyone else find it a bit strange that the spot Bernell Trammell was murdered on was the part Patrick Tomlinson cut in the mini-marathon?

 

[Phish]

You can tell that the milf in the first pic was barely moving at all and Pat was busting his ass to pass her at the very end

I always picture her easily striding along, not out of breathe at all, eating what appears to be a lollipop, as Pig struggles with all his might to lift his foot up 2” again.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

@carolmaxheine comment?

Yet another victim of Pat’s fat incompetent life.

 

[SensibleKeks]

You can tell that the milf in the first pic was barely moving at all and Pat was busting his ass to pass her at the very end

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

You can tell that the milf in the first pic was barely moving at all and Pat was busting his ass to pass her at the very end

Her actual race time was 2:17:28. Patrick's was 2:18:27. Even though he passed her here she finished with a better time.



You know who also finished with a better time than Patrick? The lady pushing the other adult lady in this stroller thing.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

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HO HO LEE SHIT! By a full minute! 60 seconds is a long time when you’re that close. He must have given up right before the finish with his hands on his knees and did a walk of shame

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

I like how it looks like he's running in blue jeans. Makes him look extra retarded.