BREAKING - Pat has finally seen the pro-tem judges tentative ruling and is doing an early victory lap...

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

...in the website contact forms of poets for some reason.

Contact | Mysite

www.riverelizabethhall.com

Contact — Inua Ellams

www.inuaellams.com

contact | Sarah Ghazal Ali

www.sarahgali.com

Contact 1 — Vanessa Kisuule

www.vanessakisuule.com

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Both this and the "impostor child Rick reviewing other authors work, forcing Rick to follow them around correcting the record" are some of the best bits in a while.

 

[Harry Powell]

I’m curious what furniture Patrick ordered. X-large new fart couch?

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Ending the dig at the dinge with "Kind regards" really works the body.

 

[Tortfeasor]

Ending the dig at the dinge with "Kind regards" really works the body.

We need a "Warmest Regards" in honor of our chink lawyer

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Highly and I mean HIGHLY inappropriate! Why would he do this?!

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

I've been paying attention to book twitter and am involving our piggy in every dumb book controversy:

Piggy puts this cunt in her place:

Contact

You may request a review or feature of your science fiction, fantasy, or horror – adult, YA, or MG – book, short story, or comic. My blog focuses on ownvoices creative works from margin…

bookjockeyalex.com

 

[Clint Ruin]

I've been paying attention to book twitter and am involving our piggy in every dumb book controversy:

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Piggy puts this cunt in her place:

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"Nice try with the hate, tho"

That elicits a chuckle out of me every time

 

[Juschippinyababe]

HA Ha HOLY SHIT!!!! Funny as fuck dude take all the ribs ya can take ya earned em brotherman

 

[Brooke Shields]

I've been paying attention to book twitter and am involving our piggy in every dumb book controversy:

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Piggy puts this cunt in her place:

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These are great when they're believable to these retards
Hope she doesn't take this lightly

 

[TorqueWheeler]

“Hey cuntface,”
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“Kind regards.”

Ribs all over the floor.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Ribs all over the floor.

 

[RobertMewler]

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Pig pretended he's a whizz at flooring. Perhaps Lowe's has a contact form where someone could give their experts some advice. Notice he doesn't say he did the work:

Reminder: Niki hired people to do the job via facebook:

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

“Hey cuntface,”
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.
.
“Kind regards.”

Ribs all over the floor.

CLOSE YOUR MOUTH CUNTFACE!
CLOSE YOUR MOUTH CUNTFACE!
CLOSE YOUR MOUTH CUNTFACE!

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

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CLOSE YOUR MOUTH CUNTFACE!
CLOSE YOUR MOUTH CUNTFACE!
CLOSE YOUR MOUTH CUNTFACE!

I was thinking of Elliot Offen as I typed it. I would love for someone to text Pat as Elliot Offen, like the wrestler bits that SpaceEdge used to do.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

...in the website contact forms of poets for some reason.

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Contact | Mysite

www.riverelizabethhall.com

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Contact — Inua Ellams

www.inuaellams.com

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contact | Sarah Ghazal Ali

www.sarahgali.com

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Contact 1 — Vanessa Kisuule

www.vanessakisuule.com

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The Typo King called himself a “poor basketballer” well ace that’s because you’re from England, and the United States is the only country where brothas are good at basketball. You probably sound white on the phone too. People who play basketball in the US don’t sound white on the phone. Even the few white players in the NBA talk like they’re from Harlem.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

Highly and I mean HIGHLY inappropriate! Why would he do this?!

I don't know, but he seems the type who would do this and then deny it.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

 

[FurBurger]

I've been paying attention to book twitter and am involving our piggy in every dumb book controversy:

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Ignyte? Jockey?

Why do all these POC grifters use near-slurs in their bios?