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Breaking News: Joe Cumia wears shit stained jockey shorts for days on end

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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JamieConway

Still Serchin' 4 Da Truf
I was trying to work out that retarded comparison in my head. And then remember oh yeah, Joe is dumb as fuck. Who is Changing strings everyday????
 
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TheRevAlJolson

Blackface Killah
No shit, Joe. Who the hell changes their guitar strings once a day?
Most pro guitarists. One mother fucker I worked with changed them between takes. A set is as little as $3. Maybe he should put that in his rider, too - right next to his "big sandwhich". Fatso.
 

Sputnik

Females arent funny
He probably tried to sell them as used celebrity strings. Covered in Murray’s hair pomade and all.
 
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