Boston bros, have you ever heard this?

[Confused White Kid]

My barber is an Italian from Eastie who's lived in Charlestown for some time. When he's talking about a gay guy, he'll say "he gets hit in the seat."
Or any time he's regaling me with stories of his glory days, he'll bring up times he fucked girls in the butt, and he'll recount it as, "they asked me, 'will you hit me in seat?"

Is this a thing people say in certain Boston neighborhoods - "hit me in the seat?" Or is this some autistic concoction he came up with himself? Is he asking to perform gay sex on my ass?

Please advise

 

[Farmer Brown]

My barber is an Italian from Eastie who's lived in Charlestown for some time. When he's talking about a gay guy, he'll say "he gets hit in the seat."
Or any time he's regaling me with stories of his glory days, he'll bring up times he fucked girls in the butt, and he'll recount it as, "they asked me, 'will you hit me in seat?"

Is this a thing people say in certain Boston neighborhoods - "hit me in the seat?" Or is this some autistic concoction he came up with himself? Is he asking to perform gay sex on my ass?

Please advise

It's an old Danvers saying. It's how they used to test for witches.

 

[Confused White Kid]

It's an old Danvers saying. It's how they used to test for witches.

Ah yes. The famous Danvers Witch Trials.

 

[Confused White Kid]

Ah yes. The famous Danvers Witch Trials.

Seriously though they do think the witches were actually hanged there, and most of the witches lived there (Danvers was Salem Village then, or I'm a retard).

But I lived on the North Shore for several years and never heard "hit em in the seat."

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

My barber is an Italian from Eastie who's lived in Charlestown for some time. When he's talking about a gay guy, he'll say "he gets hit in the seat."
Or any time he's regaling me with stories of his glory days, he'll bring up times he fucked girls in the butt, and he'll recount it as, "they asked me, 'will you hit me in seat?"

Is this a thing people say in certain Boston neighborhoods - "hit me in the seat?" Or is this some autistic concoction he came up with himself? Is he asking to perform gay sex on my ass?

Please advise

Girls never beg to be ass fucked you just have to jam it in there like it's a WW2 bangalore pole. This guy's a fackin liah dood. Fack him and his fackin dago bullshit.

 

[Confused White Kid]

Girls never beg to be ass fucked you just have to jam it in there like it's a WW2 bangalore pole. This guy's a fackin liah dood. Fack him and his fackin dago bullshit.

waaaaa
I hit my seat dood
I hit my seat man

 

[Farmer Brown]

Seriously though they do think the witches were actually hanged there, and most of the witches lived there (Danvers was Salem Village then, or I'm a retard).

But I lived on the North Shore for several years and never heard "hit em in the seat."

Yeah. Hence the (bad) joke.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Why is anal sex such a frequent topic of conversation with you and your barber? Can't you two just discuss the Red Sox and go about your day rather than discussing stabbing shit in the barber's chair?

*Edit* just re-read this. I'm no Casanova but I know enough to know no woman ever asked "will you hit me in the seat." He's just talking about anal sex with you as much as possible to gauge your reaction and how much of it you tolerate. He plans to be hitting your seat by the end of the year. Enjoy.

 

[Confused White Kid]

Why is anal sex such a frequent topic of conversation with you and your barber? Can't you two just discuss the Red Sox and go about your day rather than discussing stabbing shit in the barber's chair?

*Edit* just re-read this. I'm no Casanova but I know enough to know no woman ever asked "will you hit me in the seat." He's just talking about anal sex with you as much as possible to gauge your reaction and how much of it you tolerate. He plans to be hitting your seat by the end of the year. Enjoy.

As an update, he just texted me. Now keep in mind I've been going to him for 8 years and know everything about him. He did time at Suffolk for selling H and I'm pretty sure he got arrested trying to rob a bank, so he has no filter and will habitually over-share. He just sent this:

Now it took me a second to realize he's talking about the Alabama quarterback because he's a degenerate gambler and we talk SEC football all the time - sometimes I'll go in on Saturdays for a trim and just watch football in the shop and shoot the shit with them. But at first glance I was thinking he was talking about hitting someone's seat.


I may need a new barber.

 

[Turry Fawks]

Girls never beg to be ass fucked you just have to jam it in there like it's a WW2 bangalore pole. This guy's a fackin liah dood. Fack him and his fackin dago bullshit.

Roman Catholics think they can rules-lawyer God by doing it in the butt so it's not impossible

 

[Confused White Kid]

Roman Catholics think they can rules-lawyer God by doing it in the butt so it's not impossible

I also heard of something called "marinating" or "soaking" or something where the guy slips his dick in but doesn't thrust. Complete nonsense.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Why is anal sex such a frequent topic of conversation with you and your barber? Can't you two just discuss the Red Sox and go about your day rather than discussing stabbing shit in the barber's chair?

*Edit* just re-read this. I'm no Casanova but I know enough to know no woman ever asked "will you hit me in the seat." He's just talking about anal sex with you as much as possible to gauge your reaction and how much of it you tolerate. He plans to be hitting your seat by the end of the year. Enjoy.

Id talk fried clams and Lake Winnipesaukee perhaps the Film Good Will Hunting
"How Do you Like Them Apples"

 

[iBangedQuasi]

I also heard of something called "marinating" or "soaking" or something where the guy slips his dick in but doesn't thrust. Complete nonsense.

That's a Mormon thing I believe. No thrust= not sexual intercourse so still holy in God's eye

 

[Chive Turkey]

It's an old Danvers saying.

Big fawkin fan of the Danverse.