Bobo vs. Patrick S. Tomlinson. Who's the better standup?

[Imager]

We don't have enough threads that really discuss who's better at the craft and why.

 

[Will Tate]

What do you like better Shamrock shakes or being kicked in the nuts?
Not to say Bobo is the shamrock shake of stand-up, but the choice here is clear.

 

[The Greaseman]

Which has the bigger dick?

 

[Brooke Shields]

Hey Bobo, you see that Pat got his twitter account banned and his wife is leaving him?

 

[CruisinColin]

Hey Bobo, you see that Pat got his twitter account banned and his wife is leaving him?

"You're a faggot in a wheelchair."

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

They both deny being liars but at least Bobo knows he’s retarded.

As for stand up Bobo has been working on the same material for years so you know it’s rock solid.
Patrick has clearly given up on working on he’s trans dinosaur bits because he’d rather be a cunt online.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Ponald Flump is bad. Drinking and meatloaf is good.
Fatrick doesn't have much to offer in my opinion.

 

[Imager]

28 votes and Bobo is 100% and Patrick is 0%.

I hope he sees this when he lurks here.

 

[Meownaw]

"You're a faggot in a wheelchair."

You need onstar nigga

 

[MonsterSteve]

Bobo would absolutely shred him like he did Erock. Optimus Prime Rib still demolishes my ribs.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

FUCK EM UP BOBO

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I still laugh at the dollar battery bit. The psychiatric drug bit hits too close to home though sniff

 

[Greygooser]

He’s stingingly quick

 

[NigelCumia]

Bobo attempts jokes which is sometimes ironically funny. Pat delivers long winded political filibusters

 

[NoBacon]

I’d rather see bobo, just his retardation is funny. Patrick is devoid of humour and likeableness

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Bobo is the clear winner. He'll talk for 15 minutes about all his dick surgeries and not give a fuck about losing the crowd. Meanwhile pat is standing there tugging on his collar and humina-humining after every lame joke fails to land.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Fats Dumbino's material is exactly what I expect from open mic comedy. Trite, plebeian, a greasy worthless windbag filibustering for fellow zeroes.
Bobo is what I would never dare to expect, something different. He's a fucking retard, which is hilarious in its own right, but he also has his own point of view. To be unnecessarily fair to Pig, Bobo is also a banal bloviator, but he's a goddamn retard so it's expected.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

What do you like better Shamrock shakes or being kicked in the nuts?
Not to say Bobo is the shamrock shake of stand-up, but the choice here is clear.

Bobo is pizza and Pat is a shit sandwich. You never want a shit sandwich.

 

[The Fuchitive]

Bobo:
-Never abandoned one of his children
-Actually made people laugh
-Had higher than a 1.78 GPA
-Was actually a beloved media personality
-Never got obese
-Doesn't spout off on twitter about she he doesn't know about (only talks about the Mets for which he is a SAVANT)
-Doesn't have an entire Internet community dedicated to hating him
-Currently has 1,065 less pages on Kiwi farms about him than Patrick
-Has several years more experience in gainful employment