Bluesky is just a loophole for Pat-texting

[Honey Badger]

….according to my contact from Reddit anyways. You see, Pat has a peculiar habit of responding to every stlaker post on BS and then deleting each response one-by-one. This does two things:

1) gives the stlaker extra time to reply to Pat’s latest response before he can block
2) gives Pat a false sense of confidence to send personalized messages to the stlaker because no one will see them when the conversation is deleted.

Boom. Pat “texting” is back on the menu, just under new management

More to cum

 

[Saddam Hussein]

Does not deny that your wife is hotter

 

[Guest]

Does not deny that your wife is hotter

He couldn’t even Tomlinson Technicality that one.

 

[kingship75]

Does not deny that your wife is hotter

That’s what I took from the conversation.

 

[Mike Glyer]

Does not deny that your wife is hotter

Pat is proud his teacher said he'd argue with a fence post but he will not argue that Nicki lacks in the looks department. Very telling.

Also, the process Pat uses to respond and then delete shit is hysterically mentally ill.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

"Delightful little punching bag" tickled my ribs because it sounds like something gay Pat would say.

 

[StlakerFatti]

Pat is proud his teacher said he'd argue with a fence post but he will not argue that Nicki lacks in the looks department. Very telling.

Also, the process Pat uses to respond and then delete shit is hysterically mentally ill.

in his time, people called Picasso mentally ill for how some of his paintings looked

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

God its easy to get him to do tricks.

 

[Honey Badger]

Pat is proud his teacher said he'd argue with a fence post but he will not argue that Nicki lacks in the looks department. Very telling.

Also, the process Pat uses to respond and then delete shit is hysterically mentally ill.

My Reddit contact also told me Pat blocks and then unblocks to get the last word in. This happened several times in the exchange above, tragically leading to HBs50thAccount not including a screenshot of Pat insisting he definitely went to TWO Thanksgivings, stlaker

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

My Reddit contact also told me Pat blocks and then unblocks to get the last word in. This happened several times in the exchange above, tragically leading to HBs50thAccount not including a screenshot of Pat insisting he definitely went to TWO Thanksgivings, stlaker

Pat is so fat he went to Thanksgiving twice?!?!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I hope pat ruined the holiday by talking about politics.

 

[CuntFucker .]

"toaster head" is one of the funniest insults this place came up with.

BTW, could you perhaps tell him that only he does all that AirBnB stuff because Niki is his employer?

 

[Sean Baird]

Yeah, but then you have to tediously refresh the page for potentially the whole day waiting for the exact moment Rick replies to you so you can quickly sneak in another response before he blocks. This is all based on precise timing.

I'm glad you caught him here but, Bluesky is not ideal for shitposting. Unless you have nothing going on at work or just catch Rick red-hooved with his block down.

 

[Humanatee]

How many fucking platforms is this retard on? Aren't X, Threads and Bluesky all pretty much the same thing? Is it not enough for him to just pick one and post there? Gluttonous pig.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

How many fucking platforms is this retard on? Aren't X, Threads and Bluesky all pretty much the same thing? Is it not enough for him to just pick one and post there? Gluttonous pig.

At least five. n He is so addicted to the internet.

 

[Honey Badger]

Yeah, but then you have to tediously refresh the page for potentially the whole day waiting for the exact moment Rick replies to you so you can quickly sneak in another response before he blocks. This is all based on precise timing.

I'm glad you caught him here but, Bluesky is not ideal for shitposting. Unless you have nothing going on at work or just catch Rick red-hooved with his block down.

He answers almost instantly. Allegedly.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Boom. Pat “texting” is back on the menu, just under new management

Has anyone created the appropriate WWE 90s superstars accounts yet?

 

[SpaceEdge]

Has anyone created the appropriate WWE 90s superstars accounts yet?

Heh, hey, hey yo pat! Quasi and I heard you talkin about prison, stlakers and Donald Trump.. we just wanted to tell you.. we don't care.
Hey yo.


WOOO I've had more ladies in a night than Niki has all her life WOOO I'm talking the legendary python boy it's known the world over! Don't forget Patty, in order to be a man you have to beat the man!


PAT YOU JABRONI I OWN THE TWITTER YOU CAll ME stlaker AGAIN I PUT YOU IN CAMEL CLUTCH! FUCK YOU! ILL FUCK YOUR ASS AND MAKE YOU HUMBLE!

 

[SpaceEdge]

YEAH lots of talk about prison this, prison that YEAH but you know what I think pat, I think you're scared YEAH because when I take the intercontinental heavyweight Twitter BELT you'll find out real fast yeah that you LOST YEAH because nobody does it better NOBODY DOES IT BETTER

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

Fat Fool should be written on Pats tombstone