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Blappy and the gang are now Pat posters

BudDickman

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These are Pat's old model building pals, openly making felony stlaker references on Facebook:
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This David Lewis guy is the one in the foreground of the iconic Lappening photo.
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RickReternal

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David Lewis looks like he should be Chef Adam Libby's dad.

Anyone who knows Patrick in real life must know he's a complete laughing stock. No wonder he doesn't talk to anyone, they all already know he's a retarded faggot.
I’m sure they stayed friends with Jon, too. No-brainer choice.
 

Sexual_Tyrannosaurus

Fart couch, pink blankie - PERFECT NIGHT
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I'd fucking kill myself if I knew the losers of my high school were making fun of me


in this case it's even worse with the losers of several high schools who found eachother online to paint dinosaurs
It's clear that Pat was the loser of the group. He licked Blappy's ass and even self-flagellated in an attempt to be accepted as a fellow "big, dumb drunk."

We're three days into this Con. No one has eaten real food. Booze is flowing like Niagara. We're all talking shit. The Canuck looks like he's been passed out for an hour, chin on chest. We're jawing about WWII fighters for some reason.

I, being drunk, in an offhand fashion, talk about Canada's contribution to the war effort, which was considerable and honorable, and accidentally refer to the roundels on their planes as "Oak leafs."

Friends, I've been in real fights. I have seen people come to life and stand up at the slightest provocation.

But I have never seen anything like that Canadian resurrecting himself up off the suite's couch when I fucked up the tree species on the Canadian flag.

Blappy (we call him Blappy, no one knows why) openned his eyes, rose up off the couch like Nosferatu, and got right in my face shouting, "Oakleaf, motherfucker! Do I call it the Asterisks and Ribbons, you piece of shit!?"

Remember, we're in Louisville, KY, as all four-foot-nothing of this boiling cauldron of maple syrup jumps up in my grill.

What does everyone in the room do as Captain Ottawa lights off and insults our flag?

Laughs. At me. For fucking up Canada's flag.

I still hear about it.

We would all kill for Blappy. We have people who come from Canada, New Zealand, England, Hong Kong, Japan... every year. And they're family. Our big, dumb, drunk family.
 

Lunkhead

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Wonder if any independent journalists could get the inside scoop of what was going on when the infamous photo was taken. Maybe they'd be hesitant to talk, but on the other hand they are openly making fun of his catchphrases. You could probably buy them a 12 pack of Miller Light and an action figure in order to get some good info.
 
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Wonder if any independent journalists could get the inside scoop of what was going on when the infamous photo was taken. Maybe they'd be hesitant to talk, but on the other hand they are openly making fun of his catchphrases. You could probably buy them a 12 pack of Miller Light and an action figure in order to get some good info.
Someone once told me this was in the works years ago, even including an on-site operation involving an individual. And yes, it was confirmed these people hate Pat. Anyway, the prospective inside source got sick and dropped out of the op.
 

Jesse Ventura

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It's clear that Pat was the loser of the group. He licked Blappy's ass and even self-flagellated in an attempt to be accepted as a fellow "big, dumb drunk."

This was the highlight of his life. The perpetual loser outcast FINALLY found his “family”, a bunch of people he talked to in chatrooms who went to some convention.

I’m sure to most of them it was just a fun weekend away to engage with likeminded hobbyists, but to Fat it was his high school prom, his university frat and his best friend’s wedding all rolled into one. It meant so much to him that he went home and blogged about it.

Meanwhile his wife was banging some fat nerd right in front of him and the rest of the group saw him as an annoying skinnyfat retard with no social skills. He’d die for “Blappy” though.
 
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