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RoTheHo69

I was sad at him.
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Interstellar war is coming......is humanity prepared?Lieutenant Sean Barrows is on a special track in Earth's Interstellar Navy, investigating events of which the alien Aryshan Empire may have sabotaged Earth assets.
"Investigating events of which"?

But Earth needs more of him.
Nice sentence stupid. More of who?

Commodore V'Bosh recruits Sean into espionage, a task which will require genetic modification and intense mental reporgramming
Nice reprogramming stupid. Nice character names stupid. Sean? no rank or last name for Sean. Vurry good.
Ooooh Sean Barrows... Vurry good. Nice name stupid.

to be able to blend in with the Aryshans.
Nice alien race name stupid.

No one else is willing to accept the assignment because of the danger of rumored low-key telepathic abilities among the aliens.
As opposed to confirmed high-key telepathic abilities?


Can Sean navigate the Aryshan military and survive? The situation becomes even more tenuous as Sean finds himself falling in love with Aryshan Commander Tamar.
Who the fuck is Sean? Oh yeah that guy. LMAO Tamar? Nice black guy's name stupid. Nice gay love story stupid.


Fans (read: faggots) of The Old Man's War by John Scalzi and The Ember War by Richard Fox will love this epic space opera. Read today! (no thanks)


DelArroz is a worse writer than pat. This shit is like the bootleg mexican version of pat's books. Space McDonalds literally shits all over this unironically any day.


This is about the most faggotiest god damned shit I ever heard of.
 

DanFielding

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And there’s 3 books worth of this crap
https://www.goodreads.com/series/327255-the-aryshan-war

Nice costume, stupid
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DeadWithoutMyDavid

xe/xim/xey
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Interstellar war is coming......is humanity prepared?Lieutenant Sean Barrows is on a special track in Earth's Interstellar Navy, investigating events of which the alien Aryshan Empire may have sabotaged Earth assets.
"Investigating events of which"?

But Earth needs more of him.
Nice sentence stupid. More of who?

Commodore V'Bosh recruits Sean into espionage, a task which will require genetic modification and intense mental reporgramming
Nice reprogramming stupid. Nice character names stupid. Sean? no rank or last name for Sean. Vurry good.
Ooooh Sean Barrows... Vurry good. Nice name stupid.

to be able to blend in with the Aryshans.
Nice alien race name stupid.

No one else is willing to accept the assignment because of the danger of rumored low-key telepathic abilities among the aliens.
As opposed to confirmed high-key telepathic abilities?


Can Sean navigate the Aryshan military and survive? The situation becomes even more tenuous as Sean finds himself falling in love with Aryshan Commander Tamar.
Who the fuck is Sean? Oh yeah that guy. LMAO Tamar? Nice black guy's name stupid. Nice gay love story stupid.


Fans (read: faggots) of The Old Man's War by John Scalzi and The Ember War by Richard Fox will love this epic space opera. Read today! (no thanks)


DelArroz is a worse writer than pat. This shit is like the bootleg mexican version of pat's books. Space McDonalds literally shits all over this unironically any day.


This is about the most faggotiest god damned shit I ever heard of.
I dunno it says it's epic right there in the title
 
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