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chocolatehellhole

a pizzeria with no children's menu
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aRTie02150

STEP OFF!
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That's awesome! I bet you they'll be in that same spot regularly around the same time at some point. Now you gotta keep some peanuts handy and toss them some when you see them next time. You'll make lifelong friends!

I just updated my most recent encounter in my HR thread, but here goes.

I gave my nigga Craig and his boys some marshmallows the other day because I found a bag of them unopened and in the trash. I think they're using it as building materials or some shit because they kept taking them and flying off with them and coming back immediately looking for another. I know I've seen them bury food items but that normally takes a few minutes at least. They kept coming back in seconds after they flew off with it.

They way they ask for stuff is hilarious. It's like they're all bashful children and walking past you and shyly asking without actually looking at you and asking. Pretending to be interested in other things while still hanging out close by waiting for me to toss one.

The eggs were a hit too but they fight over them like a bunch of fucking animals. They're not play fights like when they wrestle each other on the ground either. They actually go in defensive positions and don't want to share them with each other like they do peanuts and everything else.
 

Mr-Wrinkle-Paws

My name's Henry. And you're here with me now
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That's awesome! I bet you they'll be in that same spot regularly around the same time at some point. Now you gotta keep some peanuts handy and toss them some when you see them next time. You'll make lifelong friends!

I just updated my most recent encounter in my HR thread, but here goes.

I gave my nigga Craig and his boys some marshmallows the other day because I found a bag of them unopened and in the trash. I think they're using it as building materials or some shit because they kept taking them and flying off with them and coming back immediately looking for another. I know I've seen them bury food items but that normally takes a few minutes at least. They kept coming back in seconds after they flew off with it.

They way they ask for stuff is hilarious. It's like they're all bashful children and walking past you and shyly asking without actually looking at you and asking. Pretending to be interested in other things while still hanging out close by waiting for me to toss one.

The eggs were a hit too but they fight over them like a bunch of fucking animals. They're not play fights like when they wrestle each other on the ground either. They actually go in defensive positions and don't want to share them with each other like they do peanuts and everything else.
I was watching some paranormal show and "expert" claimed its a bad sign when crows are around you they are "harbingers of death" I trustthe crows than some of these "experts" on these shows
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

DMANIAC
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That's awesome! I bet you they'll be in that same spot regularly around the same time at some point. Now you gotta keep some peanuts handy and toss them some when you see them next time. You'll make lifelong friends!

I just updated my most recent encounter in my HR thread, but here goes.

I gave my nigga Craig and his boys some marshmallows the other day because I found a bag of them unopened and in the trash. I think they're using it as building materials or some shit because they kept taking them and flying off with them and coming back immediately looking for another. I know I've seen them bury food items but that normally takes a few minutes at least. They kept coming back in seconds after they flew off with it.

They way they ask for stuff is hilarious. It's like they're all bashful children and walking past you and shyly asking without actually looking at you and asking. Pretending to be interested in other things while still hanging out close by waiting for me to toss one.

The eggs were a hit too but they fight over them like a bunch of fucking animals. They're not play fights like when they wrestle each other on the ground either. They actually go in defensive positions and don't want to share them with each other like they do peanuts and everything else.
Good update. Glad to hear the bbbboys made it through the hurricane safe and sound. Craig sounds like a real ass dude
 
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