Biiig Magic Johnson. What has he really done for anybody?

[Suetonius]

HE’S GOT AIDS

 

[Cptbaldopie]

He beat aids.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

He beat aids.

He's the only known case of gaining weight and having aids

 

[UnPRePared]

He had the worst late night show I've ever seen.

And you cunts had James Corden over there.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

He beat aids.

Those people are always beating something.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm gonna change my name to Magical Johnson and act like I've never even heard of Magic Johnson when the similarity is brought up.

 

[DMbA]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The funniest part about this is he looks EXACTLY like his father. I want to see Brock Lesnar's albino beefcake daughter suplex this fruit on pavement.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

What will that wacky Tracey Morgan do next?

 

[weirdpawg]

norton and magic johnson

 

[Cptbaldopie]

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norton and magic johnson

That explains the PREP

 

[Cptbaldopie]

He had the worst late night show I've ever seen.

And you cunts had James Corden over there.

Obviously you forgot Chevy chases show

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

He's a faggot -- just like his father.

 

[UnPRePared]

Obviously you forgot Chevy chases show

I can't count Chevy. The miserable bastard lasted five weeks.

But Corden? You had him for years. And we warned you about him over here. Christ, the Brits, who I have little love for, warned you IN WRITING.

But those idiots at CBS somehow thought Process Ponce could replace Craig Ferguson.

No one has replaced Craig. And no one will.

 

[Suetonius]

I can't count Chevy. The miserable bastard lasted five weeks.

But Corden? You had him for years. And we warned you about him over here. Christ, the Brits, who I have little love for, warned you IN WRITING.

But those idiots at CBS somehow thought Process Ponce could replace Craig Ferguson.

No one has replaced Craig. And no one will.

I just fucking HATE fat, chubby, “nice” guys. I thought he was a fag for the longest time because of his fruity demeanor and karaoke shit. The fact that he’s a miserable cocksucking cunt who’s getting shipped out of America fills me with joy.

 

[UnPRePared]

I just fucking HATE fat, chubby, “nice” guys. I thought he was a fag for the longest time because of his fruity demeanor and karaoke shit. The fact that he’s a miserable cocksucking cunt who’s getting shipped out of America fills me with joy.

He talks like he's fem but he's not. It's a misconception that actually has protected him.

He knows what he's doing, which is why he got by for a little while here in Europe. Once he was exposed as a cunt, he couldn't run across the pond any faster.

I'll never understand it - what kind of network sees Letterman and Ferguson leave at the same time, and actually says "Sure, that lisping chubby fuck from England and Stephen Colbert being justhimself would be perfect late night replacements!"

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I just fucking HATE fat, chubby, “nice” guys. I thought he was a fag for the longest time because of his fruity demeanor and karaoke shit. The fact that he’s a miserable cocksucking cunt who’s getting shipped out of America fills me with joy.

He’s not gay too, right? I was shocked when I found that out.

 

[RoTheHo69]

HE’S GOT AIDS

That was going to be my answer..

 

[HotAnus]

He opened up shitty movie theaters gor his people to shit up

 

[guest]

He talks like he's fem but he's not. It's a misconception that actually has protected him.

This is true for Russell Brand too. I've come across him a couple of times irl. He's quite big (6'2 or 6'3 and not skinny) and when he thinks no one's recording him he sounds like Lenny McLean.