Best places to fap?

[CuntFucker]

Sitting on the closed toilet seat while running the shower as hot as possible, "aka steam me up scotty", is my favorite fap place. My 2nd favorite is sat on the sofa watching K pop. My least favorites are the bed, and outside.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

You need a lair really.

 

[CuntFucker]

You need a lair really.

Creating a goon cave is building your own prison

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You know a common place for it where I can't do it? The shower. I can't even piss in the shower. There's something about the hot water hitting me that makes the piss seem to back up and go to the wrong spot and it's so uncomfortable it almost hurts. It's like a prostate cancer simulator. It's the feeling like you have to piss badly and you're right on the cusp but it won't come out.

 

[CuntFucker]

You know a common place for it where I can't do it? The shower. I can't even piss in the shower. There's something about the hot water hitting me that makes the piss seem to back up and go to the wrong spot and it's so uncomfortable it almost hurts. It's like a prostate cancer simulator. It's the feeling like you have to piss badly and you're right on the cusp but it won't come out.

Shower fap is F tier

 

[Scott Peterson Fanclub]

I find stroking my cock in an all female dorm always does the trick for me. I have to time my orgasm right when they start screaming.

 

[johnnynoname]

shower solely for the easier clean up

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

You ever took a dump on the toilet and then beat off straight after? and the shit on your asshole dries up by the time you are finished? feels bad man, gotta get in there with the wet wipes and take a shower.

 

[SamcroJoeCumia]

In a hotel room in front of a couple of female comics.

 

[CuntFucker]

shower solely for the easier clean up

psychopathic autistic fap "make willy clean" Rammstein tier thoughts this user faps to speculum porn

 

[johnnynoname]

Rammstein

based

 

[Bam's Wrinkled Thumb]

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[TravisPickle]

When I was around 12 I used to rub out savage loads in my tree fort. I'd bring my ipod nano up there with a bunch of 1 inch x 1 inch hot sexy fuckin' broads and spank my little monkey.

 

[StlakerFatti]

the best is always to retain your semen (7h currently)

 

[in recovery]

I have this weird closet that runs the width of my room behind my bed. it's not tall enough to stand in but I'm considering throwing a mattress in there and making a cozy goon cave. It's currently lined with tinfoil because I used to grow pot in there

 

[RedHeadpw2]

I have this weird closet that runs the width of my room behind my bed. it's not tall enough to stand in but I'm considering throwing a mattress in there and making a cozy goon cave. It's currently lined with tinfoil because I used to grow pot in there

A man of vision. Don't let anyone stand in your way!

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

A man of vision.

Won't be for long if he keeps fapturbating.

I have this weird closet

Come out.

 

[in recovery]

Come out.

FAWKIN GOTTEM

 

[DiarrheaDick]

When I was around 12 I used to rub out savage loads in my tree fort. I'd bring my ipod nano up there with a bunch of 1 inch x 1 inch hot sexy fuckin' broads and spank my little monkey.

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