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Best Law Enforcement Job?
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Meter maid.
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Not if Randy Moss is around
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You will never do any of these things, so stop daydreaming about them. You can become a coolie and carry a pot of cement on your head w/turban.
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He can continue being a fed.
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fawkin regularjoe2 hitting me with reality.
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He's right. Eat your stroopwafel and stop with the daydreaming about greener pastures.
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I live in a pretty big city that is surrounded by these little crappy cities that pretty much nothing ever happens in- they're all basically glorified speed traps. I imagine being a cop in one of those towns is pretty fawkin easy. The only problem is that if the shit does hit the fan, you won't be necessarily prepared (even if you have been on the force for years).
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Why are you trying to find out my location through advanced FBI tracking technology?
Please answer the question, fed.
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My cousin is recently retired in Greece. I asked him what it was like, and he said he got to look at negro dick all day.
Most drug mules are Africans you see
My cousin is recently retired in Greece. I asked him what it was like, and he said he got to look at negro dick all day.
Most drug mules are Africans you see
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It was just a joke, cakehorn.
Please forgive me. I don't have any real friends brother, this forum is my last refuge. Please try to understand. I am serious, not joking please.
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You don't have any friends among your colleagues at FBI Headquarters?
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I wish brother i was in FBI. on govt payroll with excellent benefits in a first world country. Trust me cakehorn, it sucks being poor, depressed living in a third world shithole. I rather spend my life in a dutch prison than here.
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Where I grew up the police mostly handed out dwis and shook down teenagers smoking weed.
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Oh, this will happen soon, when i show the Dutch secret service what you have been up to around here.
Await the knock, funster.