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Bert Kreischer movie "The Machine"

Jims_Maroon_Pants

crumbly feta enjoyer
Shirt on comedy is just something I won't stand for
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McGowan6

What did you think today was going to be?
I hope it bombs in theaters, it’s Memorial Day weekend so Little Mermaid will be first followed by Fast X and Guardians 3. I bet it won’t even make top 5.
Who's its audience? Single fat neckbeards? Most of them will be at GotG3. It's a "I'll wait till it comes out on streaming" movie if ever there was one. I think (and hope) it will eat a major dick at the box office
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
Who's its audience? Single fat neckbeards? Most of them will be at GotG3. It's a "I'll wait till it comes out on streaming" movie if ever there was one. I think (and hope) it will eat a major dick at the box office
With how bad it might flop it could be on a streaming service by the end of June, like that gay “Bros” movie that somehow cost over 20 million to make without any well known stars.
 

Cuphead

Formerly know as Fat Abbot
It comes out in two hours and there isn't a single review online. Sony must know themselves it's a real piece of shit if they didn't even bother to screen it for critics. I've seen this trailer twice in theater and not a single time does it get any laughs. I hope it flops hard because it's based on Bert's bullshit story that he's been milking for years and Mark Hamil is also a faggot too.

I bet you it gets beat by the new shitty De Niro movie at the box office.
 

Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!
It comes out in two hours and there isn't a single review online. Sony must know themselves it's a real piece of shit if they didn't even bother to screen it for critics. I've seen this trailer twice in theater and not a single time does it get any laughs. I hope it flops hard because it's based on Bert's bullshit story that he's been milking for years and Mark Hamil is also a faggot too.

I bet you it gets beat by the new shitty De Niro movie at the box office.
I didn't even know De Niro had a movie coming out until this week.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

bonnie obsessed ❤️
I hope it bombs in theaters, it’s Memorial Day weekend so Little Mermaid will be first followed by Fast X and Guardians 3. I bet it won’t even make top 5.
He has a huge following but it’s a tough sell that weekend and it’s rated R. It’s a tough one, man. Little Mermaid will probably be #1 because it’s a family movie.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

bonnie obsessed ❤️
With how bad it might flop it could be on a streaming service by the end of June, like that gay “Bros” movie that somehow cost over 20 million to make without any well known stars.
Well the “Bros” guy was berating half the country by telling Republicans not to come see his movie. Turns out Democrats didn’t come out either to watch that garbage rom com. Oopsie Doodles
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
It comes out in two hours and there isn't a single review online. Sony must know themselves it's a real piece of shit if they didn't even bother to screen it for critics. I've seen this trailer twice in theater and not a single time does it get any laughs. I hope it flops hard because it's based on Bert's bullshit story that he's been milking for years and Mark Hamil is also a faggot too.

I bet you it gets beat by the new shitty De Niro movie at the box office.
Yeah that means they know it’s shit, the “not screened for critics” is never a good sign. That was a running joke with Rob Schneider that all his movies wouldn’t be screened for critics. Even Sebastian M’s movie with DeNiro was screened which is pretty much the same movie (based on a comedians life / act) I can see Bert’s movie getting low box office like that gay “Bros” movie.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
It's basically a family version of Dirty Grandpa


The fact they decided to put Bert’s movie out Memorial Day weekend against the little mermaid opening, 2nd week of Fast X, Guardians 3, and this Sebastian / DeNiro comedy means they know it’s shit and hope to get something on a 3 day weekend before pulling it and sending it to streaming. Pretty much they’re hoping it rains all weekend all over the country so people won’t be able to go to the beach / outside and go to a movie for something to do.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

bonnie obsessed ❤️
The fact they decided to put Bert’s movie out Memorial Day weekend against the little mermaid opening, 2nd week of Fast X, Guardians 3, and this Sebastian / DeNiro comedy means they know it’s shit and hope to get something on a 3 day weekend before pulling it and sending it to streaming. Pretty much they’re hoping it rains all weekend all over the country so people won’t be able to go to the beach / outside and go to a movie for something to do.
If it’s raining I’d rather sit inside and drink while staring at a wall than see any of those movies. I haven’t seen a laugh out loud funny comedy movie in probably ten years. Thanks for reminding me that I have Monday off, brotherman.
 
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