He is the only person that could post "ROFL" and Id actually believe him. Cant stand it. Not everything is worth a gut busting laugh.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Bert Kreischer is the only person I get upset at when I see his face
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Remember his fake squeal...I think he stopped doing it.
Thing is, compared to most people that are really famous right now for comedy, he blows them out of the water. Is that sad? Very much. But has he said some shit that makes me laugh? Sure. He's a bigger comedy nerd/smarter guy than he lets on. Like Larry The Cable Guy. I'd watch Bert before Larry for sure.
You're not wrong and sometimes I laugh at stupid shit.
You might not be aware of this, but in order to bullshit his way through college, Bert had to take a class trip to Russia. When he was there, he got drunk while Russian gangsters laughed at him. Then he helped the gangsters rob his classmates. It's not something he discusses very often.
He must have gotten a cool nickname out of it.
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Why is this Kike larping as an Italian, LMAO
What is a Semitic smile? I can't see the difference.?
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Shut up.
Geno Bisconte checking in.
not sure, I tuned out 1/3 of the way thru the "story"