He is so needy + closeted + ugly + unfunny
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Bert Kreischer is the only person I get upset at when I see his face
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He is so needy + closeted + ugly + unfunny
Too many fucking times I have overheard people at work talking about comedy and there's always that one idiot who says "Have YOU ever heard of... Bert Kreischer???" Like he's the best kept secret of the comedy underground.
Omg He took off his shirt... Aaaaaaand....... Then what?
Omg He took off his shirt... Aaaaaaand....... Then what?
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Someone on here convinced me he doesn't suck. I forgot their points but one of them was he wasn't a Jew.
That's a pretty low bar. Same thing when people around here say atleast Opie isn't a pedophile or tranny lover. Just because someone isn't that doesn't automatically make them sufferable.
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Lol they made other points and I remember being persuaded.
Bert is your racial enemy, a jew.
Krypto at best.
He has the same (booze bloated) kike monkey head and shamelessly stupid comedy as that crackhead faggot kike Vos. Odd monkeyman body, too.
Well, he had 1 funny moment where he said he can't imagine being married to a black woman. "All the time? All day? Every day?"
He's a o&A fan made good. Of course we hate him.
I find it very easy to ignore him
I find it very easy to ignore him
with exception to him being on MSSP this week, my only exposure to this jerk off is people complaining about him here and the Org
And then he told a super hilarious and totally true story about the one time he was on a train with the Russian mafia!!!
And for claiming 6' he has some very dainty shekel grabbers.
Entirely possible...skull shape + hair texture leans towards a depigmented Armenoid phenotype, and not the standard Alpinid+Nordid+Faelid like most square headed Krauts
Krauts don't have the orangutan cheek pads nor the sloping skull tapering to moloch's kippah rest.
And this rando 'Jesuit-educated' unfunny liar from (((Florida))) with no southern accent just happened to break into the jewiest segment of entertainment and be promoted far beyond his Tomlinson-level talent?
It'd be like Patrick trading on his Unwaterproof Cenote Cellular Machine act for 20 years. Yick.
Thanks to this, I found out that Bernt has a new special coming out. First the movie, then the special. I hope his liver caves in on stage.
Who is Geno?
Those orangutan cheek pads are called "flanges." I learned that in orangutan school.
A broke ass nigger.
Fat fuck had the nerve to say that he knew Patrice and Patrice wasn't a racist, like he would need this unfunny faggot to speak on his behalf. Fuck him. How about shirts on day and you actually say something witty, cunt.
He's not that unfunny. There are much much much much worse fucks out there. Is he Brendon Walsh? No but no one is.
He's not that unfunny. If thats the closest someone can get to praise as a comedian they should stop.