Bert Kreischer came to my town

[Easily_Remembered]

Apparently he was here December 9th, and I only now just heard about it. There was practically ZERO media coverage or advertisements beforehand or following. I haven't been able to get official attendance numbers, but I am hearing from an employee of the center that it was supposedly around 300.

Nice career, stupid.

 

[guest]

He only got famous because he laugh-weezes at other comic's jokes, so he was able to brown nose his way into success. Guy is just not funny. No comedians are...its weird as fuck.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

He only got famous because he laugh-weezes at other comic's jokes, so he was able to brown nose his way into success. Guy is just not funny. No comedians are...its weird as fuck.

if he isn't a jew, i'll eat my hat

 

[HOLD_ON_ HOLD_ON]

I bet he told his amazing Machine story. Probably 2 or 3 times in the one set

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

Did he take his shirt off? That's always funny when he does that, you see, because he's fat.

Stand-up comedy is dead.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

More like Burnt Kikeler, amirite?

 

[aRTie02150]

I'd rather my body be found in a Burnt Chrysler than to be caught seeing Burt Kreischer.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I hope your town is ok. Insane shit always seems to happen around that guy.

 

[guest]

Behind all that wheezy cackling is a sensitive faggot. I'd genuinely make him cry on air with a prank call.

 

[analeggsalad]

I see the shirtless memes but still have never actually heard a word he has said, in any media format

 

[guest]

How is Abilene? I have lived in Houston and Dallas and now call nor cal home. Panera Bread keeps transferring me.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

How is Abilene? I have lived in Houston and Dallas and now call nor cal home. Panera Bread keeps transferring me.

It's all right. It's biggest attribute is accessibility - 2.5 hours in one direction to Dallas, 2.5 in the other to Lubbock.

Decent mid-sized city. Real estate is ridiculously overinflated. No real industry except for the Air Force base and 3 private colleges. Lotta meth around here. But on the plus side, I haven't seen a single tranny and the BLM protest last year attracted 10 people.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I bet he told his amazing Machine story. Probably 2 or 3 times in the one set

Yeah that fucking "machine" story, Bert was an alcoholic cocksucker who scammed his way through college and robbed his classmates during a vodka bender, what a hilarious guy.