Beef Wellington Wars

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Maggie's Wellington:

Notice how she provides a cross section and that it's cook medium rare as opposed to well done. The crust is pale so if she cranked up the heat, this might actually look decent. Also looks to me like she didn't really brown the filet either. I'd give it a 6/10 but it's actually something I would be willing to try.

Fillet of Beef Wellington

It was my husband's birthday. I wanted to make him something special. I got thinking; we wanted to have beef wellington on our honeymoon, then the last minute the restaurant...

www.justapinch.com

On the other side, we have of course the Burnt Wellington:

10/10 it was heavenly, child.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

 

[guest]

Maggie's Wellington:

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Notice how she provides a cross section and that it's cook medium rare as opposed to well done. The crust is pale so if she cranked up the heat, this might actually look decent. Also looks to me like she didn't really brown the filet either. I'd give it a 6/10 but it's actually something I would be willing to try.

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On the other side, we have of course the Burnt Wellington:

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10/10 it was heavenly, child.

I bet she just bought some premade shit and put it in the oven cold.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Joe meterese could cook a better Wellington

 

[Meownaw]

Joe meterese could cook a better Wellington

I hope he tries and Red Bar then rises from the grave to a 40 minute breakdown of his 2 minute video.

 

[ChildlessHambino]

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Goddamn this is my favorite one

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I hope he tries and Red Bar then rises from the grave to a 40 minute breakdown of his 2 minute video.

This FOOL *breaking glass SFX* thought he could make a BEEF WELLINGTON *explosion SFX* *clapping*

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Maggie's Wellington:

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Notice how she provides a cross section and that it's cook medium rare as opposed to well done. The crust is pale so if she cranked up the heat, this might actually look decent. Also looks to me like she didn't really brown the filet either. I'd give it a 6/10 but it's actually something I would be willing to try.

Fillet of Beef Wellington

It was my husband's birthday. I wanted to make him something special. I got thinking; we wanted to have beef wellington on our honeymoon, then the last minute the restaurant...

www.justapinch.com

On the other side, we have of course the Burnt Wellington:

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10/10 it was heavenly, child.

The finished product looks better but she still fucked up the duxelles. Its not supposed to be a paste.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

This FOOL *breaking glass SFX* thought he could make a BEEF WELLINGTON *explosion SFX* *clapping*

I miss him so much.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I miss him so much.

I'm about 50/50 on Mike either being a blowhard fag or being entertaining. His Geno beatings are second to none

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I'm about 50/50 on Mike either being a blowhard fag or being entertaining. His Geno beatings are second to none

...FLAT BROKE!

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

...FLAT BROKE!

Also redbar listeners catfishing Bill Schulz on craigslist when he was trying to sell that bottle of rare Sam Adams beer. Shit like that is a diamond in the shit mines of redbar

 

[RobertMewler]

I'm about 50/50 on Mike either being a blowhard fag or being entertaining. His Geno beatings are second to none

He's an entertaining blowhard who needs to edit himself for time.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Also redbar listeners catfishing Bill Schulz on craigslist when he was trying to sell that bottle of rare Sam Adams beer. Shit like that is a diamond in the shit mines of redbar

He's an entertaining blowhard who needs to edit himself for time.

The Youtube channels that post his content are better than his shows in their entirety. The Nick DiPaolo '444' thing is a thing of beauty. Mike actually upset him.

 

[guest]

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Oh the lack of humanity, lol.

 

[guest]

I still can't believe Pat put that burnt rhino turd on the internet. What a mentally ill fucking retard.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I still can't believe Pat put that burnt rhino turd on the internet. What a mentally ill fucking retard.

He got roasted so hard that he deleted the original tweet.

That thermometer wont be necessary Pat

 

[Meownaw]

This FOOL *breaking glass SFX* thought he could make a BEEF WELLINGTON *explosion SFX* *clapping*

*cackling hole sounds*

 

[Udders]

He got roasted so hard that he deleted the original tweet.

That thermometer wont be necessary Pat

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[TorquieTwoBeers]

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Thank you, my dude. I made this and at some point must have deleted it from my phone. That whole thread is probably the most I've ever loffed reading this place.