Bear Grylls' The Island: Men's vs women's islands. True reality TV.

[Build Black Better]

I have never seen a more honest and unedited comparison of men's and women's capabilities on TV. Kudos to Bear Grylls. The series ended in 2019 and has probably been banned from reruns. The YouTube comments are pure gold. Most of those commenters would fit right in with the brothermen here.

I read that the producers had to resort to stocking the women's Island with enough animals to make it like shooting fish in a barrel. I'm sure they did plenty of other shenanigans to try to level the playing field, but it still didn't work.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

Prime Ray Mears would backhand, then suplex Queer Grylls into a croc den (or sumthin), then kill all involved with fire arrows that he crafted while also imitating a bull elk's call to lure one into a snare at his camp. Plenty of meat for a month long excursion. Ray wins!

 

[Build Black Better]

Prime Ray Mears would backhand, then suplex Queer Grylls into a croc den (or sumthin), then kill all involved with fire arrows that he crafted while also imitating a bull elk's call to lure one into a snare at his camp. Plenty of meat for a month long excursion. Ray wins!

But more importantly, would Ray be willing to expose women's blustering incompetence? Oftentimes, the manliest men are the biggest simps. I like Bear's balls (no homo).

 

[Stent]

Survivor should have been a movie about Tom Hanks escaping Helen Hunt to attain peace and quiet.

 

[Build Black Better]

Survivor should have been a movie about Tom Hanks escaping Helen Hunt to attain peace and quiet.

She did always seem like the type below that superficial cuteness.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Oftentimes, the manliest men are the biggest simps.

Beta males have nothing to gain from interacting with women so the smarter ones don't waste their time with their nonsense.
Alpha males can afford to like women which means they can afford to like a bunch of stupid shit that sucks.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

I think survivor did a season like this. They ended up trading dudes over to the chick team.

 

[aRTie02150]

This is fantastic.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

I would still prefer to be in the women‘s camp hungry than with a bunch of sweaty stinky, half naked dudes.

 

[Build Black Better]

I would still prefer to be in the women‘s camp hungry than with a bunch of sweaty stinky, half naked dudes.

You sound more thirsty than hungry

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Prime Ray Mears would backhand, then suplex Queer Grylls into a croc den (or sumthin), then kill all involved with fire arrows that he crafted while also imitating a bull elk's call to lure one into a snare at his camp. Plenty of meat for a month long excursion. Ray wins!

I googled Ray Mears and it says he is a "Woodsman." I swear Brits go out of their way to have ridiculous naming conventions.

I remember in the old sub someone just posted the below and said "Brits are disgusting."

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

I googled Ray Mears and it says he is a "Woodsman." I swear Brits go out of their way to have ridiculous naming conventions.

I remember in the old sub someone just posted the below and said "Brits are disgusting."

Naming battleships 'Dreadnoughts' is pretty PFG. When it comes to shit that kills people or invades a country the English have a talent.

I read someone say the Empire in Star Wars wouldn't call a planet destroying space station a Death Star. The English definitely would.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

You sound more thirsty than hungry

Anything to talk to a woman. I’ll even build their shelter for them while they whine and bitch about being tired and hungry

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Naming battleships 'Dreadnoughts' is pretty PFG. When it comes to shit that kills people or invades a country the English have a talent.

I read someone say the Empire in Star Wars wouldn't call a planet destroying space station a Death Star. The English definitely would.

They called them "Spitfires" because that's what they do!

 

[RedHeadpw2]

They called them "Spitfires" because that's what they do!

Aaackchyually! The early Spitfires lacked self-sealing fuel tanks in front of the cockpit, so 'Catchfires'... hahaha... would've been been fitting.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Aaackchyually! The early Spitfires lacked self-sealing fuel tanks in front of the cockpit, so 'Catchfires'... hahaha... would've been been fitting.

I love jap planes for that when I do the combat flight sim shit. Just give them a squirt and they catch fire every time.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

I love jap planes for that when I do the combat flight sim shit. Just give them a squirt and they catch fire every time.

I get the impression that DCS is the best or only option if a person wants realism re. Soviet/Russian aircraft. Meaning the Russian dev.s tend to buff their nation's vehicles re. performance and durability a little or a lot. That's been my experience with War Thunder (both Air & Ground), though I mostly play 'Arcade' mode, like most people.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I get the impression that DCS is the best or only option if a person wants realism re. Soviet/Russian aircraft. Meaning the Russian dev.s tend to buff their nation's vehicles re. performance and durability a little or a lot. That's been my experience with War Thunder (both Air & Ground), though I mostly play 'Arcade' mode, like most people.

I've been keeping busy with IL-2 for the past few years. I even still go back to 1946 for the Pacific theater stuff cuz I think it's still the best for that. In fact, I haven't played anything but 1946 for the past few months just cuz I'm really into the Hellcat again.

I don't feel like the devs buff the Russian planes too much, and if they do, then the planes they're modeled on must have been real piles of shit. Pretty much every Russian fighter is outclassed by their German counterpart. One thing I will say is that the Russian IL-2s in that game can take an absurd amount of punishment, so maybe it is buffed.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I used to randomly get updates about the UK version of Alone and I was hilarious how fucking incompetent a lot of them were. The one guy immediately put an axe into his leg and had to be like airlifted out. There were a bunch more hilarious bumbling fuckups but I'm only remembering the axe one right now. The point is, the British are pussies because the British wilderness is nature for pussies. Bear Grylls can fucking blow me. "Oi woz a paratroopa, oi woz!" Woz ya? Fuck off.

All that said, this does rule. Women are cunts and I fucking hate them.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What the fuck. Edward Grylls here has a kid named fucking Marmaduke. I'm not even fucking around, Google it.