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Tesla and the Incredible Disposable Car - Automanic

Tesla cars are billed as a green alternative to internal combustion. But high repair costs are making them into single use disposable items.

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[guest]

No shit, fatty. Teslas are expensive. They are for high earners, not fat faggots who scam the elderly and pretend to be authors.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Of course he can only write about Tesla because he hates Elon so much for “ruining” his favorite toy that he can’t stop playing with.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

No shit, fatty. Teslas are expensive. They are for high earners, not fat faggots who scam the elderly and pretend to be authors.

It makes so angry he can’t afford a new or even decent used car. His car is close to 200k and will be shit out of luck if it dies.

 

[SpaceEdge]

Oopsie doodles!



Maybe next time don't make your conclusions and work backwards, fatso!

 

[SpaceEdge]

If you want to make this argument, it's that the average cost of an electric is currently equal to $17/gallon of gas
But that wouldn't just be a "fuck Elon!"

 

[Honey Badger]

His backstory includes details about how his parents banged. It’s a good thing he put that in there.

 

[SFWA liaison]

that article is 10 months old, he's double-dipping his abandoned blog (I wonder why he abandoned such a great idea? )

also there's an industry-wide shift towards aluminum, every company is increasing it's usage and every real car guy knows this. Doesn't matter to Pat because his target audience are cat ladies who don't even drive, and he personally can't afford to replace his 15yo Rustang so why bother learning about current cars

 

[Will Tate]

Golly I hope no one with Community Notes access finds any inaccuracies or falsehoods in Torgue's article.

 

[King of OnAForums]

Would've loved to be a fly on the wall watching some drunken beaner back into his precious V4.

I'm sure he handled it with poise.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

My favorite part is his description of his mother taking a cream pie in the back of a 54 Studebaker

 

[CuntFucker .]

His backstory includes details about how his parents banged. It’s a good thing he put that in there.
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"Son, did I ever tell you about that one time I fucked your mother in a car?"

 

[The Talking Dead]

"Travelling salesman for Lucas Oil" is a euphemism for "Gloryhole Specialist". Papa Clown serviced the entire heartland of America back in those days and he did it with gusto!

 

[Steve Ramone]

I like how all the stories about his parents are made up. My dad was a PBR rider, well my dad dumped a load in some whore at a drive in.

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

The most insane part about this is he's not writing it because he loves ICEs, it's because he thinks he can help take down Tesla.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Hybrid engines are the worst era in F1. Fuel economy as a sport stinks.
However, you won't see me make a fake blog that my mother took it doggystyle in the back of a Fiat Punto by Nikki Lauda so I can stick it to the FIA for getting rid of v12 and V10 engines

 

[Steve Ramone]

Hybrid engines are the worst era in F1. Fuel economy as a sport stinks.
However, you won't see me make a fake blog that my mother took it doggystyle in the back of a Fiat Punto by Nikki Lauda so I can stick it to the FIA for getting rid of v12 and V10 engines

V10 era was the best sound wise but I get why they went hybrid.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

His backstory includes details about how his parents banged. It’s a good thing he put that in there.
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Has anyone here ever been in a '32 Deuce coupe? It's so fucking cramped and tiny. There's no way to fuck in one. It'd be a tall order to get your dick sucked in one. Rat Rods generally have the top chopped too so it's even lower. I know this for a fact because I've actually got to drive them, unlike Torque Tomlinson.

 

[Fat little piggy]

V10 era was the best sound wise but I get why they went hybrid.

I don't mind the hybrid either just wish they'll bring back refueling with softer tires to bring strategy back into it.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Has anyone here ever been in a '32 Deuce coupe? It's so fucking cramped and tiny. There's no way to fuck in one. It'd be a tall order to get your dick sucked in one. Rat Rods generally have the top chopped too so it's even lower. I know this for a fact because I've actually got to drive them, unlike Torque Tomlinson.

My uncle had a rat rod that was completely disgusting in the best way possible. I think it was a chrysler, but I'm not sure. He also was the original owner of a '67 gt500 that he regularly turned down $200k offers for 10+ years ago before he died. I wonder how much rick gets offered for his "very desirable" not so late model ford.