Atonal mumblings of autistic queers

[Turk February]

I'm at the gay coffee shop again, and I just noticed everyone sounds sarcastic when they talk to each other with their awkward monotones
"enjoy"
"I will"
It's fucking... Spooky. It's like a 90s college art film.

 

[CuntFucker]

I talk like Ryan Gosling in Drive and wear the same gloves and do and say this

 

[Niggerotchi]

It's your job to drop extra cunty "will ya's" while this goes down.

 

[Sue Lightning]

I thought this thread was gonna be about me and nobacon arguing

 

[Mass.gov]

I'm at the gay coffee shop again, and I just noticed everyone sounds sarcastic when they talk to each other with their awkward monotones
"enjoy"
"I will"
It's fucking... Spooky. It's like a 90s college art film.

I bet their vocal fry is wild...

 

[Niggerotchi]

I bet their vocal fry is wild...

Do ya?

 

[Turk February]

I bet their vocal fry is wild...

No. It's this deep put on retard voice. Like Daria but more cartoony.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

You gotta stay out of those coffee shops, once i saw a very ugly on-purpose fat girl working in one. Her jeans were pulled up very high, again on-purpose, just to be ugly and possibly to piss me off specifically

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I thought this thread was gonna be about me and nobacon arguing

I thought this was about talking to yourself in public (which I don't and have never done just trust me okay)

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I thought this was about talking to yourself in public (which I don't and have never done just trust me okay)

Why couldn't you be one of the nonverbal autists

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Why couldn't you be one of the nonverbal autists

That's still not gonna help you unless you break my fingers.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

That's still not gonna help you unless you break my fingers.

I'd have to remove them from your unwiped asshole first

 

[JebJoh]

You gotta stay out of those coffee shops, once i saw a very ugly on-purpose fat girl working in one. Her jeans were pulled up very high, again on-purpose, just to be ugly and possibly to piss me off specifically

Our plan seems to have worked

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I thought this thread was gonna be about me and nobacon arguing

Gaytonal mumbling

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

When girls all talk like they're asking a question?

That like, makes me want to rape and murder?

 

[Chive Turkey]

Reminds me of the Louis CK bit where he sees two virtually identical depressed kids mumbling through a transaction at some fast food place and how it might as well not matter which of them ends up eating the fucking burger.

 

[BoomerSperg]

"enjoy"

Sounds familiar.

 

[Turk February]

You gotta stay out of those coffee shops, once i saw a very ugly on-purpose fat girl working in one. Her jeans were pulled up very high, again on-purpose, just to be ugly and possibly to piss me off specifically

Oh dude this one is packed with cross dressers, and trans women, and arabs, and zoomers in horn rimmed glasses. It would make half of the people on here have a fit. I didn't notice for years because Im like a bit too narcissistic and focused on myself to look outside myself.

 

[Turk February]

Sounds familiar.

Even lower evolved if possible

 

[RapistWithHIV]

Oh dude this one is packed with cross dressers, and trans women, and arabs, and zoomers in horn rimmed glasses. It would make half of the people on here have a fit. I didn't notice for years because Im like a bit too narcissistic and focused on myself to look outside myself.

This in Ottawa? Give me the coordinates & we can convert it to an Opie & Anthony superfan gathering spot & show them a thing or two about being hip.