At this point his baseball hat is almost equal parts black (from dirt/soot) and yellow

Child.

severe weder!
Filthy pig...Dust, debris, sweat stains, body oils and grease stains caked right into his baseball hat's acrylic fibers. Punchable face aswell.

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What kind of 42 year old man gets so excited for a fucking inflatable robot that he has to take a selfie with it? Jesus Christ he's pathetic. No wonder Niki doesn't want to fuck him.
Imagine being 42 and getting excited about anything you personally did not create or support at all. It's no different than getting excited seeing someone dressed up as Batman.
 
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