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(Voluntarily) torqued boomer
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Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
Joe acting like they just made the holiday. Its been on the same day since the 1800s. He is such an entitled bitch. Joe fails to plan accordingly and blames a holiday. Since everyday is a day off for joe. The government should have sent him a memo reminding him that it was a holiday. It not like he doesnt have the next day off to run that errand.
 
Well Joseph, when you actually WORK for a living you become aware of what day it is and if it's a holiday. For someone who purports to hold respect for the office of presidency, I like that he calls it an undeserved holiday.
But it was okay when Trump was President….okay Joe!
Apparently Joe, who's lived in the United States for over sixty years, doesn't know that Presidents' Day is basically Washington and Lincoln's birthdays crammed into one convenient Monday off, which has been the case for many years now. How he could possibly be unaware of that is a real mystery.

But, even funnier, the floppy-titted buffoon apparently thinks it's "President's Day", as in a day to honor the current president. To be unaware of the existence of Presidents' Day is imbecilic beyond belief, but to believe that Joe Biden created it as a holiday for himself takes it to a whole new level of idiocy. I mean, he has to be kidding, right?
 

Rascal

LOL what is he, literally retarded? President's Day is not new, Joe fucking Biden didn't create it to fuck with slovenly sloppy-titted faggots like Joe. Jesus, this fat piece of shit just can't die fast enough.

Oh so, so SPEECH, makes you a Biden hater? Nice twist of LOGIC. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: You MILLENIALS keep trying and utterly failing to troll me. Consider yourself owned. Now go back to stalking me from obscurity. :ROFLMAO:
 
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