At an office christmas party for the first time in like four years

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Taking a piss ATM. How about we skip the games and raffles and just let everyone just hang out and drink. Fuckin thing SUCKS

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

YOU'RE PLAYING THE FUCKING GAMES WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT NOW GET OUT HERE

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

OH THE KARAOKE IS STARTING. LET'S ALL SUCK COCKS

 

[HH Brother]

The Dansters mistress had her Christmas party last week in downtown Kingston. They went to a high class steak restaurant and they get fawkin loaded with no game gay shit, gaynutster. Stopped by to give her some of that famous Mullen tongue action while rascals eye balled and seethed.

I don’t have Christmas parties since I pound equity at home. Teehee

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

These things stink. Theres no positive that comes out of it. I like to take a fast 3 drinks of the highest quality they have. Drink them fast, make sure people see im there....sneak a 4th can or bottle in my pocket for the walk to the bar with a nice free headstart on being drunk.

If you have more then 3 drinks or, god forbid, start being funny...youll probably be judged by the stiffs you work with.

LOL! ARENT WE JUST LIKE THE OFFICE?!?!

 

[victor_sanchez]

LOL! ARENT WE JUST LIKE THE OFFICE?!?!

Grim...

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

OH THE KARAOKE IS STARTING. LET'S ALL SUCK COCKS

Only evil people like karaoke.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I saw some of the most wretched karaoke ever performed. Had about eight Sam Adams, didn't participate in any raffles or games, and took home a carryout box of catered food. Not a bad christmas party. Glad it's over

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I love karaoke

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I love karaoke

Do ya

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

took home a carryout box of catered food. Not a bad christmas party.

Would you have exchanged it for a catered box of cat food.

 

[1073waaf]

The Dansters mistress had her Christmas party last week in downtown Kingston. They went to a high class steak restaurant and they get fawkin loaded with no game gay shit, gaynutster. Stopped by to give her some of that famous Mullen tongue action while rascals eye balled and seethed.

I don’t have Christmas parties since I pound equity at home. Teehee

There is no high class steak restaurant in Kingston, funster.

 

[guest]

Would you have exchanged it for a catered box of cat food.

I thought it was vurrry good

 

[guest]

I always felt those office parties were all about Corporate monitoring who has an actual family (ie: mortgage/tuition etc) and hence willing to work overtime.

 

[guest]

I always felt those office parties were all about Corporate monitoring who has an actual family (ie: mortgage/tuition etc) and hence willing to work overtime.

The only ‘win’ is showing up and leaving early.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Would you have exchanged it for a catered box of cat food.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What would you say the best karaoke performance was?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

What would you say the best karaoke performance was?

A duet on a Barry White song that left quite a bit to be desired

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What would you say the worst karaoke performance was?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Did they have ham? A nice spiral cut ham?