Ask a Zoomer anything AMA

[Sue Lightning]

Take out your hate for Zoomers on me

@medium wyzzz back me up on this one buddy

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Are you old enough to remember this?

 

[Sue Lightning]

Are you old enough to remember this?
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I was technically alive when it happened but don’t remember any of it, no. Seinfeld isn’t very big with our generation you have to go a few years older for the faggots who love the 90’s. However it is a super big in joke now with Zoomers. Saying “Kramer laugh factory” will have any chronically online zoomer loffing.

 

[UnPRePared]

Do you get any enjoyment out of the antics of Monty Python?

And if so, have you ever felt the touch of a woman?

 

[Cumtown Fags]

Why are zoomers more likely to be gay or trans?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

What is with your collective obsession with the "Friends" logo font

 

[Sue Lightning]

Do you get any enjoyment out of the antics of Monty Python?

Who?

But sheriously, know who they are never watched them. Even the hipster zoomers aren’t into that limey nonsense.

 

[PickleRickle]

Who?

But sheriously, know who they are never watched them. Even the hipster zoomers aren’t into that limey nonsense.

Do young zoomers still obsess with milfs like we did when we were in our late teens?

 

[Sue Lightning]

Why are zoomers more likely to be gay or trans?

A serious answer:

5% of them are hopping on a trend and the other 95% are “real” gays. It’s not so much that more zoomers are gay but that they identify as such. Remember boomers grew up in a time where there were PSA’s calling gays pedos, so you wouldn’t want to call yourself gay cuz that means being a pedo. Theres just more tolerance nowadays and less fear which leads more people to openly identify as gay, wether they’re “actually” gay or just questioning it…which you might as well be gay at that point anyway. Just destigmatization.

 

[Sue Lightning]

What is with your collective obsession with the "Friends" logo font

FRIENDS is a show old enough to be “vintage” and they all watch / love it. It’s basically The Office for psuedo-hipsters. “Omg! I watch an old sitcom! So quirky!” Watch I Love Lucy if you wanna really go against the grain whore….

 

[Sue Lightning]

Do young zoomers still obsess with milfs like we did when we were in our late teens?

Yes. I may be half (pahaps more than that) of a fag but I love me a MILF. I think the days of previous beauty standards are OUT! The desire isn’t for borderline illegal age, hairless, young women anymore. So whats the opposite of that? A milf. Also zoomers are more likely to be open about their degeneracies so they have no problem going around calling women mommy in social media comments sections.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Do you get any enjoyment out of the antics of Monty Python?

Doesn’t hold up and like most British humor it sucks. “It’s but a mere flesh wound.” Is it? Do ya? Etc.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I love Monty Python and I'll take no more besmirching of their fine name

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I love Monty Python and I'll take no more besmirching of their fine name

Okay, boomer!

I’m not even sure if the kids still say that. Fuck, I think I’m old too now.

 

[Honey Badger]

is it actually trendy to be some form of gay? How many people are genuine vs faking it?

Edit: Nevermind, that was like the second question asked

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

5% of them are hopping on a trend and the other 95% are “real” gays. It’s not so much that more zoomers are gay but that they identify as such.

I don’t buy that. If like 50% of them think (identify as) they’re gay then that’s statistically impossible. Where are you at with trans kids? Protect them or protect them from their parents?

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Why don’t ya slow down

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Seriously though, what’s with zoomers and their hair (ignore the somehow more cringy people in the second half of the video)

 

[Sue Lightning]

Seriously though, what’s with zoomers and their hair (ignore the somehow more cringy people in the second half of the video)

Tiktok trends and the faggot hair styles that mark all other generations. Just like the dumb emo styles of the 2010’s or the mullets of the 90’s.

 

[Sue Lightning]

I don’t buy that. If like 50% of them think (identify as) they’re gay then that’s statistically impossible. Where are you at with trans kids? Protect them or protect them from their parents?

Thats a tough one dude. If your kid expresses serious concern at their body or perception of such you should take that seriously. Send them to therapy. But no choices on the body should be made after 18 so no giving your kid hormones or any of that other retarded shit. What you’re seeing now is a bunch of millennial parents thinking their kid choosing the girls toy means theyre trans. It’s retarded.