Are you tall enough to take Milla to dinner?

[Mr. Faggotry]

Providing your schedule that night was clear.

 

[captainjapan]

It's great that Moo Cow Joe needs to attempt to dunk on rich and famous men in Hollywood when he lives in attached housing in Long Island and dresses like a bum.

 

[1073waaf]

I’m only 6’ tall so I will remain a virgin for life.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I wonder what kind of Hollywood ass I could get being 6’2. Too bad our schedules would clash.

 

[HoraceStanker]

look how thin he is there. Once a dude gets hooked on not letting OnA forums win, he balloons up like a dead pig laying in the sun.

 

[guest]

She looks a little too much like one of those Soviet female cosmonauts there

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I wonder what kind of Hollywood ass I could get being 6’2. Too bad our schedules would clash.

As a mere 6'1.75" man, I envy everything God has afforded you, Gigantor.

 

[aRTie02150]

I'm 5' 11" BUT I'm a Puerto Rican, so that's gotta be equal to over 6 feet in some conversion.

 

[captainjapan]

I'm 5' 11" BUT I'm a Puerto Rican, so that's gotta be equal to over 6 feet in some conversion.

Give me back my fucking hubcaps you fucking island beaner

 

[UnPRePared]

Should've went immediately into "Layla".

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Should've went immediately into "Layla".

Nana all ready did.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

It's great that Moo Cow Joe needs to attempt to dunk on rich and famous men in Hollywood when he lives in attached housing in Long Island and dresses like a bum.

He dresses like he stole his clothes from a bum's rag bag. Joe is the kind of guy who only gets new clothes as Xmas gifts.

 

[Stent]

I'd say "Hey, I liked you in... " and then realize I can't finish that sentence.

I want to know how Joe recognized her. What has she ever done that he'd know? This doofus just saw other people taking photos with someone they said was a celebrity.

 

[guest]

His constant gloating about being 6'1" is hilarious. He must constantly passive aggressively bully 5'7" Ant over that.

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

 

[VibratingAnalEgg]

I've actually met her in person. She's a very touchy-feely, open, extroverted, and sort of giddy type. For a celebrity, she was nice as hell. Of course this fucking fat buffoon mistook her niceties for thinking he had a chance to take her to dinner. But then again, I'm not 6'1", so what do I know?! It's also strange that she never once mentioned having the hots for big time celebrity, Joe Cumia.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Absolutely, but I wouldn't think even for a fraction of a second that I'm going to be cumming in her snatch. That's delusion that I can't even comprehend.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Absolutely, but I wouldn't think even for a fraction of a second that I'm going to be cumming in her snatch. That's delusion that I can't even comprehend.

If you was Abbo you could roip her.