Are you friends with any blacks, jews, or gays IRL

[Pussymagnetpat]

I feel like I’m missing out.
Ill never be invited to the barmitzvah, the cookout, or pride night at fenway park

Just me and my fleshlight….

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Nope.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I had one friend who mentioned in class one day that his grandfather was jewish and from that day on he was exclusively called "Jew" or "Jewboy" by everyone. Totally changed the way everybody treated him.

I've banged/dated a bunch of black women. I wouldn't say I'm friends with any black people. I get along with them pretty easily though.

I have no gay friends. A few of my musician friends used to hang out with this rich gay dude and they seemed oblivious to the fact that the guy was an absolute creep and obviously trying to fuck them.

 

[Child..]

My last "black" friend was a Jamaican guy who borrowed $200 and he didn't pay me back. I was nice to him one time and he took that as an opportunity to ask for a loan and then he ghosted me.

I dont chill with Somalis or Muslims who demonstrate an iota of Nigga culture, maybe since I was 21. What's Nigga culture? Driving rentals all year, going to funerals for a homey who got shot, etc.

I dont think I ever had a Jewish friend. If I did I wouldn't know, because in spite of what the sassters here and on the kike hate thread write or imply, Jews are just white dudes over here.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I have as many of those friends as I do white ones.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I had one friend who mentioned in class one day that his grandfather was jewish and from that day on he was exclusively called "Jew" or "Jewboy" by everyone. Totally changed the way everybody treated him.

I've banged/dated a bunch of black women. I wouldn't say I'm friends with any black people. I get along with them pretty easily though.

I have no gay friends. A few of my musician friends used to hang out with this rich gay dude and they seemed oblivious to the fact that the guy was an absolute creep and obviously trying to fuck them.

Oh, Gabe. I mean, seriously. There’s too much to even fix here. You date black men. It’s ok. You don’t have gay friends because you can’t admit the truth. Look how much effort you're putting into avoiding the truth.

 

[Harry Tasker]

Gays, yes. Jews, yeah, but they’re secular. Blacks, i would say yes but not close, but they’re civilized. Dentists, doctors, business owners.

 

[johnnynoname]

Literally all my friends black and gay af

Especially Black Dave.

 

[johnnynoname]

Black Dave is a legit gay nigga

I don’t care if he does have a gf, fuck that nigga.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Yes to all three, and I have an estranged friend who trooned

 

[Turry]

There's not enough blacks and jews around here to be making friends with them. I avoid fags because they're all "mentally ill" and act like women but even more retarded.

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

No.

 

[1073waaf]

I don’t have any friends.

 

[TorpidSloth]

One of my oldest and best friends is half black. And had plenty of black mates and acquaintances. I grew up in London so kind of hard not to if you're not completely sheltered.

Had some good friends and colleagues who were Jews.

Never been good friends with a gay dude, but got on with a few and some of my best teachers and professors were homos. Have one pretty good lesbian friend.

 

[TorpidSloth]

My last "black" friend was a Jamaican guy who borrowed $200 and he didn't pay me back.

I used to know this Jamaican kid, Royston. He used to casually mention how he'd bang his grandmother's friends - his "aunties" (no blood relations in Jamaican culture, just older women who are family friends.) He had pov Nokia phone pictures of him slamming this massive black 60 year old woman ass doggy style. When we all took the piss out of him he looked genuinely bewildered. "Pussy's pussy, ya get me. I don't give a fuck, blud."

 

[DMAN]

I had one friend who mentioned in class one day that his grandfather was jewish and from that day on he was exclusively called "Jew" or "Jewboy" by everyone. Totally changed the way everybody treated him.

This big fat jewish kid who everybody thought was retarded because he never spoke, did his project on his dead jewish family from the holocaust and began to cry in front of a room full of black children about it. Possibly the worst audience to fall apart in front of. The DMAN hit him with his iconic "you'll be aight" liner that was a major hit on the forums recently.

 

[Turry]

One of my in laws is a Jew and he's alright, tbh. Typical lefty opinions but he's capable of understanding contrary views without freaking out. I got him to concede that Christians enforcing Christian values through laws isn't any different than secular faggots doing it so there's that.

 

[captain_kamala]

I have a new gay friend he's awesome. He gives me so much stuff it's almost like he's a regular guy. But definitely a fruit.

 

[johnnynoname]

Everyone on this forum is an active homosexual

 

[Brooke Shields]

1 gay. (I'm friends with Johnnynoname)