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Are you fat?

See title

  • Yes, fuck off.

  • I’m very into my fitness.

  • I look like an AIDS patient.

  • Not by any medical definition, atalker.

  • I’m not fat, I’m just American.

  • Canadians are faggots.


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Stent

🙏 the reason for the season 🙏
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What if I'm skinny and flabby at the same time?

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Hudson Margera-Hughes

Heyyyy, HELLHOLE ADLsters...
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What if I'm skinny and flabby at the same time?

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That face/head right there should be the catalyst for legal subhuman hunting once a year. Get tags same as you would for deer. Strap it to the front of your redneck truck same as you would for deer. Have a designated dump site for the body after you've taxadermied and mounted the head (for this particular monstrosity you'd want to mount the extra alien ankle bone for flipping quarters).

Fucking thing is goddamn hideous! Look at that monster! Its nigger loving whore trash mother keeps it's first Afro cut in goddamn Tupperware! It's un-fucking-conscionable. That whole family needs stringing up. Goddamn it.
 

EraGodless

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I hate his shitty rodent teeth.
His teeth are the least of his problems. Seriously, though- he looks like a bozo and has queer eating and drinking habits abd plays with toys, but he probably wouldn't be completely terrible to hang out with. He has a wife and kids who love him and he's got an easy gig- Salud to the guy. He has milked a lot out of what very little talent he has. You can't really hate that.
 

Stent

🙏 the reason for the season 🙏
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He has milked a lot out of what very little talent he has. You can't really hate that.
The Jim & Sam show has a contract to the end of this year and I'll be surprised if it gets renewed. He'll have to either prove he can do a show alone in his basement about shoes, or convince Sirius to fire Jim to save the company money but keep the show.
 
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