Are you a rube?

[Dummy Gaynuts]

One of the most obvious insults re: famous guy-fi author/auteur Pat Rick Tummyson is that he's a simple fat midwest rube attempting to live a BIG CITY LIFESTYLE™ in fucking shithole Milwaukee (or 'the good land'). Nevermind all that. Are you, personally, a rube?

To clarify, I was born a rube and am still a rube no matter how much I rub shoulders in the BIG CITY™

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I consider myself more of a hick than a rube.

 

[HH Brother]

Admittedly, I once ordered a slapchop, funster.

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

I lived in the "Research Triangle" of North Carolina for a long time. It wasn't exactly bumfuck but I'd never refer to it as "city living" by any means.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Admittedly, I once ordered a slapchop, funster.

you a big city yankee though, brother!

 

[HH Brother]

you a big city yankee though, brother!

I can't be perfect all the time, funster. Even I have faults and weaknesses

 

[NewJersey.gov]

My earliest memories include sitting on the floor and eating with my hands...peak rube shit

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

My earliest memories include sitting on the floor and eating with my hands...peak rube shit

nigga talk to me when you've burned your faggot toddler hand on the woodstove in your unheated farmhouse

well i guess the farmhouse was heated since it had a woodstove but you know what i mean

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I always thought a rube was the type of idiot that gets sucked into stupid trends, goes with the mob, and gets tricked into buying something really stupid because of an advertisement

I’m a complete jackass, but in an eccentric and compelling way. I’ll fuck my life up in ways nobody could ever see coming but at least Im not a predictable rube.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I always thought a rube was the type of idiot that gets sucked into stupid trends, goes with the mob, and gets tricked into buying something really stupid because of an advertisement

I’m a complete jackass, but in an eccentric and compelling way. I’ll fuck my life up in ways nobody could ever see coming but at least Im not a predictable rube.

yeah you're right, I'm more of a psycho redneck but IMO being a rube is about feeling inferior to your social betters whether one is willing to admit it or not

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I’m definitely not a carnie.

 

[guest]

My earliest memories include sitting on the floor and eating with my hands...peak rube shit

 

[not that Jack Horner]

I consider myself more of a hick than a rube.

ive always preferred the term “hayseed”