Apparently reddit isn't funny

[Dennis Denuto]

Found on r/antiwork

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

They are also going to prison, stlaker. In fact each additional time they laugh is another new felony charge, just like each new phone number. Pissing yourself can't save you now, denutochild. Enjoy.

 

[SFWA liaison]

nobody has EVER laughed at Patrick, child

 

[CompoundBasement]

nobody has EVER laughed at Patrick, child

But he's a successful stand up comedian. He said so himself.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[TorqueWheeler]

There are four people I know who I show Pat stuff to. Two of them are famous people and one of them Pat has probably clapped and cheered in all the right places for a time or two. All four think Pat is fucking hilariously pathetic and literally laugh their asses off at his never-ending string of embarrassing disasters.

You are a CLOWN, Pat. Put on this earth for no other purpose than the enjoyment you give people who love to laugh at how fat and stupid you are.

 

[RickReternal]

Something has to be done about the “us.” It’s unbearable. It’s as bad a tic as “enjoy prison.”

And no, you fat pig Rick, this is not a threat or endorsement of violence. It’s a wish that your dumpy wife leaves you and takes your pets, publicly, so that any subsequent “us” is you and your imaginary friend, which will make “us” laugh. As we have done for years. And you know this.

 

[Turk February]

Sometimes I drunkenly ramble to irl friends about dumb internet shit and without exception everyone I know can't believe how dumb Pat is.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

There are four people I know who I show Pat stuff to. Two of them are famous people and one of them Pat has probably clapped and cheered in all the right places for a time or two. All four think Pat is fucking hilariously pathetic and literally laugh their asses off at his never-ending string of embarrassing disasters.

You are a CLOWN, Pat. Put on this earth for no other purpose than the enjoyment you give people who love to laugh at how fat and stupid you are.

 

[Cumtown Fags]

There are four people I know who I show Pat stuff to. Two of them are famous people and one of them Pat has probably clapped and cheered in all the right places for a time or two. All four think Pat is fucking hilariously pathetic and literally laugh their asses off at his never-ending string of embarrassing disasters.

You are a CLOWN, Pat. Put on this earth for no other purpose than the enjoyment you give people who love to laugh at how fat and stupid you are.

Nic Cage thinks Fatrick is a joke.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Nic Cage thinks Fatrick is a joke.
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Can't confirm but I'd like to think he would.

 

[firstimelongtime]

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“…they make me lose money”

 

[Stent]

Seems like being mentally ill is the perfect excuse not to go to prison.

Mama Raven has diagnosed me, judge child. I am not fit to stand trial.