Anyone who describes themselves as an "introvert" deserves cancer.

[guest]

You're not unique, faggot. It's like the people who are self-proclaimed nerds or empaths. We all have nerdy interests, we all have empathy, and we all like to keep to ourselves sometimes. So fucking get cancer and make it long and insufferable for yourself. Fucking cunt.

 

[aRTie02150]

Saying your an introvert is easier that saying you suffer from depression. Which is usually the case.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

empaths don't exist

 

[guest]

I really hate this culture of "owning" your short comings. What happened to how things were in 2007, when everyone claimed to be extroverts, even aspies?

 

[guest]

Why are you such an angry faggot? Is it all of the McDonald's you're shoveling down your fat gullet?

 

[fusciasomething]

I love when girls on dating sites put down "introvert". Just write boring

 

[CuntFucker]

written by a faggot who spends all his time online tee hee

 

[Imager]

Sometimes I don't know whether I'm an introvert or I just hate people.

 

[EraGodless]

I love when girls on dating sites put down "introvert". Just write boring

Or easy- If you get them to go out with you, make them genuinely laugh and it will be the easiest pussy you ever scored. Until you swipe right on the next "introvert."

 

[guest]

I really hate this culture of "owning" your short comings. What happened to how things were in 2007, when everyone claimed to be extroverts, even aspies?

This. I hate when someone makes some big accomplishment and as soon as they get on the mic they're like "thanks everybody you know Ive been suffering from depression lately so it's been really hard blah blah blah".

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Why are you such an angry faggot? Is it all of the McDonald's you're shoveling down your fat gullet?

too many antibiotics and growth hormones in his mcnugget

 

[Brooke Shields]

we all have empathy

 

[Cptbaldopie]

I might be an introvert but I don't get robbed by black hookers

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Buzzfeed quiz: Are you an introvert!

Question 1 do you:
A: Love hanging around with your workmates as much as possible. Inviting your work colleagues to your house at weekends.
B: Secretly hate everyone you work with and fantasize about kidnapping and murdering them.

Question 2 do you:
A: Spend your weekends literally surrounded by as many people as you possibly can, even if you don't like them and can't possibly learn anything from their presence.
B: Drink alone in the dark.

Question 3 do you:
A: Stalk failed science fiction authors by texting them everyday secretly hoping you can have a drink with them at Hooligans one of these days and have a damn good chat.
B: Photoshop said failed science fiction authors heads onto random bodies and create bizarre fictional scenarios to further antagonize them, making a joke of your own lack of basic human connections.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Buzzfeed quiz: Are you an introvert!

Question 1 do you:
A: Love hanging around with your workmates as much as possible. Inviting your work colleagues to your house at weekends.
B: Secretly hate everyone you work with and fantasize about kidnapping and murdering them.

Question 2 do you:
A: Spend your weekends literally surrounded by as many people as you possibly can, even if you don't like them and can't possibly learn anything from their presence.
B: Drink alone in the dark.

Question 3 do you:
A: Stalk failed science fiction authors by texting them everyday secretly hoping you can have a drink with them at Hooligans one of these days and have a damn good chat.
B: Photoshop said failed science fiction authors heads onto random bodies and create bizarre fictional scenarios to further antagonize them, making a joke of your own lack of basic human connections.

isnt hanging around with workmates called working?

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

Why are you such an angry faggot? Is it all of the McDonald's you're shoveling down your fat gullet?

He’s doing his gentile Lewis Black bit, let the man riff.