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Nigger walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says "hey, cool where'd you get that thing?". The parrot replies, "Africa, they have millions of them over there".
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Anyone that owns a pitbull is a nigger.
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Pitbulls are a race weapon. Niggers own them because they scare white people.
You can get them back I found out accidentally when I got a German Shepherd. Those fuckers TERRIFY spades.
You can get them back I found out accidentally when I got a German Shepherd. Those fuckers TERRIFY spades.
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I actually got another friendly pitbull story...
So Last summer I was working as a bagger at a local grocery store, and this vet came in with his service dog, and he was a pitbul. He was basically what I'd assume a gentle giant to be; and make no mistake, he was GIANT! I forgot what his most-likely badass name was, but I'm gonna call him Andre...
Andre was so big that a chihuahua could ride on his back like an elephant. He kind was getting old, but you could still tell he was one bad mothafucka. I later learned that Andre was a literal wild beast before he was domesticated; living in the mountains and deserts of Utah (he told me this cool story as I was bagging his stuff because, of course, I asked). So now he has this pitbull, that is pretty much weighs as much as me I think, but Andre's a gentle giant. The vet was a good dude too; very friendly and he even gave me a thanks for the help and conversation I struck up with him.
So Last summer I was working as a bagger at a local grocery store, and this vet came in with his service dog, and he was a pitbul. He was basically what I'd assume a gentle giant to be; and make no mistake, he was GIANT! I forgot what his most-likely badass name was, but I'm gonna call him Andre...
Andre was so big that a chihuahua could ride on his back like an elephant. He kind was getting old, but you could still tell he was one bad mothafucka. I later learned that Andre was a literal wild beast before he was domesticated; living in the mountains and deserts of Utah (he told me this cool story as I was bagging his stuff because, of course, I asked). So now he has this pitbull, that is pretty much weighs as much as me I think, but Andre's a gentle giant. The vet was a good dude too; very friendly and he even gave me a thanks for the help and conversation I struck up with him.
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Uh. Thanks for calling.
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what an ugly nigger
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We currently have a UFC viewing thread here which has to be worse
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Exactly. I’ve had 17 pits in my lifetime, and not a single fucking one of them ever bit a person or another animal. They were raised with my kids like members of the family. OP believes everything he sees in the news to represent a whole breed.
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Fix'd
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I judged my mom pretty hard when I thought the newest pup she got was part pit-bull
Only found out a week ago that it's actually a good bit Great Pyrenees, I just assumed the dog's fat head, fireplug muscle build and loud bark meant it was pit. Doesn't have shaggy hair so she just looks like a serious problem, but once I looked them up that's exactly how those dog acts. She's a loud, giant pussy. If I visit while no one is home, all I have to do is put a jacket over my head and come running in for her to bark like she's going to do something while running away from me. That sounds kinda dangerous but it is still hilarious
Only found out a week ago that it's actually a good bit Great Pyrenees, I just assumed the dog's fat head, fireplug muscle build and loud bark meant it was pit. Doesn't have shaggy hair so she just looks like a serious problem, but once I looked them up that's exactly how those dog acts. She's a loud, giant pussy. If I visit while no one is home, all I have to do is put a jacket over my head and come running in for her to bark like she's going to do something while running away from me. That sounds kinda dangerous but it is still hilarious