Anyone notice Pig has been pretty quiet lately on Twitter?

[Torque’sHeadBump]

What gives? There’s been a lot of shit he should be oinking about (J6, Ukraine and Russia making a deal for grain exports, monkey pox being declared an emergency, covid BA.5, etc.)*

But Pat talks about none of it. Why? He’s supposed to be a firebrand with his finger on the pulse, rabble rousing and pissing off conservatives with his bulletproof takedowns.

*I know it’s all horse shit and none of us care, but this is the fat pig faggot’s life

 

[BudDickman]

He's loading up on the final punch.

 

[SensibleKeks]

He's probably taking another much needed vacation. Taking 2+ years to write a Tiny Tim murder mystery book is very taxing.

 

[fricklefrackle]

Time runs low, atalker.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Probably still hung over

 

[not that Jack Horner]

What gives? There’s been a lot of shit he should be oinking about (J6, Ukraine and Russia making a deal for grain exports, monkey pox being declared an emergency, covid BA.5, etc.)*

But Pat talks about none of it. Why? He’s supposed to be a firebrand with his finger on the pulse, rabble rousing and pissing off conservatives with his bulletproof takedowns.

*I know it’s all horse shit and none of us care, but this is the fat pig faggot’s life

He’s obviously thinking out what he’s going to write, he doesn’t seem like the type to go half cocked and just spew nonsense

 

[pattypatfatfat]

What gives? There’s been a lot of shit he should be oinking about (J6, Ukraine and Russia making a deal for grain exports, monkey pox being declared an emergency, covid BA.5, etc.)*

But Pat talks about none of it. Why? He’s supposed to be a firebrand with his finger on the pulse, rabble rousing and pissing off conservatives with his bulletproof takedowns.

*I know it’s all horse shit and none of us care, but this is the fat pig faggot’s life

Don't forget that Pat has to put "thought and care" into "crafting" his "catty-ass clapbacks" and "dunks" on people.
His 'Firebrand' Viral tweets are anything that is of the [current hottest topic] AND he has a [non twitter] source to plagiarize from AND he can tweet it out first.
When Pat has too much creative control he ends up with 4 pity likes or goes viral with Tanks and Paint balloons*

*(c)opyright Tomlinson Enterprises LLC.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He’s probably running out of people to steal from

 

[guest]

So has Lit. Criticism.

Question is, which came first...chicken or the egg? I honestly think we are his main viewership.

 

[Brooke Shields]

It just seems that way since Mewler got bullied out of her report by one of our resident drug addicts.

Must still be tuckered out from whatever gay stuff he was doing Thursday

 

[FranksWirecutters]

He’s probably running out of people to steal from

He lives in a black neighborhood. They never run out, except on their baby mommas

 

[guest]

+346 tweets per day????????????????????? WHAT THE FUCKKKKK HOWWW WHYYYYY????

 

[Clint Ruin]

He's probably taking another much needed vacation. Taking 2+ years to write a Tiny Tim murder mystery book is very taxing.

Yuuuuup. In a week, we'll get the "posting this pictures late because I was afraid stlakers would burn down my house" tweet

 

[SFWA liaison]

ukraine he just god bored of being wrong about every little prediction and Biden not doing anything that Pat suggested as an obvious strategy makes him antagonize his cult leader

Monkeypox is bad PR for the homos so better stay out of it

Jan 6 he has been tweeting about a bit from what I've seen

 

[Brooke Shields]

+346 tweets per day????????????????????? WHAT THE FUCKKKKK HOWWW WHYYYYY????

NNNnnnoooooo child. That was just a 1 day high.

 

[guest]

NNNnnnoooooo child. That was just a 1 day high.

+346 tweets in one day????????????????????? WHAT THE FUCKKKKK HOWWW WHYYYYY WHAT WAS HE BABBLING ABOUT????????????

 

[Udders]

It just seems that way since Mewler got bullied out of her report by one of our resident drug addicts.

Must still be tuckered out from whatever gay stuff he was doing Thursday
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346 tweets? Holy Christ.

 

[Honey Badger]

346 tweets? Holy Christ.

I think that was the day he did that “no stlaker” copy/paste over and over like the lunatic he is and then deleted them all

 

[BudDickman]

It just seems that way since Mewler got bullied out of her report by one of our resident drug addicts.

Must still be tuckered out from whatever gay stuff he was doing Thursday
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I always thought the Mewler report was lame and repetitive, but I see now that it kept Pat from buying followers.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He is probably working on a new pilot persona for his airshow pics. Keep on the lookout for "Prop Flyer" account.