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Let's say I visit romania for a long weekend.
I don't know, business layover from munich. Just having a good time.
I have some papanasi or drob de miel at a local mom and mom bakery as a base, then head to a mid tier watering hole and throw back a few.
as It's my first night in the town, I don't really feel like buying a hoorah.
After all, I do have the blue passport and can use that as a power play-pantie-soaker move on a local college slut that's had one too many and is ready to make bad decisions.
But for some reason, it just doesn't work out. I have to many shots with the local regular joes, maybe stumble upon some nose candy, just a bad night to get laid. striking out left and right.
As I don't wanna get robbed by some scumbag cabbie in a drunken stupor, I decide to walk back to my airbnb a few blocks away.
Coincidentally, I see the girl in this video, let's call her Cosmina, walking out of a coffee shop with a book and a tea.
She's a catholic girl, traditional if you will, and instead of selling her body for a living she is making fiver videos while studying to become a dental assistent.
Because of the red eye and drinking, I haven't bust a nut in a good 4-5 days.
I see Cosmina turn into an alley, probably a shortcut to get back to her soviet-era apartment where she lives with her grandparents and cousins in the style of charlie from charlie and the chocolate factory.
She's wearing the same dress, the monster overtakes me, in this case the monster isn't a gun with a toe trigger, but a dionysian god of lust.
I know it's "Frowned Upon", but in this case I'd be hard pressed not to come up behind her in the alley, rip her spandex off, and brutally rape her while planting my virulent seed in Cosmina. I don't even have a refractory period, I just go for the second round while staying inside her.
I kiss her on the cheek, taste some salt from the tears, and vanish into the romanian night never to see her again
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