Anyone here safely believe they're a good person and going to heaven?

[Professor Rape]

I don't know if you believe in that stuff... But I think it's safe to say most people are here are going to hell.

I don't think Lutheranism is correct. I don't think I got away with sinning all my life because Jesus would forgive me lmao.

 

[the midnight rider 2]

Dan Mullen

Dirty Diapers

 

[Professor Rape]

Dan Mullen

Dirty Diapers

I've really gotta stop posting here lol

 

[Leeeavings]

if God is truly all knowing, would he punish you for trying to be a good person?

Also, lol at anybody here being a good person

 

[Professor Rape]

if God is truly all knowing, would he punish you for trying to be a good person?

Also, lol at anybody here being a good person

Nobody is truly trying. We sneakily "justify" it all like jews.

"Umm yes I harass Anthony Cumia every day, but it's okay because he's a bad person!" Etc

And Jesus is like "nigga come on... You know that's bullshit"

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

I think you’re a good person Professor Rape

 

[Professor Rape]

I might not be making sense, the rapester did some coke. (Hours and hours ago, but I'm very high strung)

 

[Professor Rape]

I've been awake for a long time and I'm hallucinating people out of the corner of my eye but when I look they're not there. How long did it take you to see Robert Deniro @Turk February

 

[Turk February]

I've been awake for a long time and I'm hallucinating people out of the corner of my eye but when I look they're not there. How long did it take you to see Robert Deniro @Turk February

3 days I think. Maybe 4.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

If being a good person was the criteria we'd all be fucked. As things stand if I dropped dead right now I'd burn but that's fair.

 

[Turk February]

If being a good person was the criteria we'd all be fucked. As things stand if I dropped dead right now I'd burn but that's fair.

Yeah but we'd be together. We could probably even get a cat.

 

[Professor Rape]

If being a good person was the criteria we'd all be fucked. As things stand if I dropped dead right now I'd burn but that's fair.

Yeah but I'm being a fag like nobacon and saying to myself "it's too hard to follow gospel!! I'll just sin lmao" even tho im just a lazy fag with no discipline.

 

[UnPRePared]

For the one divorce alone, probably hell. All the best rockers will be there, though. And me.

Also, this is a pretty deep discussion, @Professor Rape . Do you fear death?

 

[Professor Rape]

For the one divorce alone, probably hell. All the best rockers will be there, though. And me.

Also, this is a pretty deep discussion, @Professor Rape . Do you fear death?

I went to see a therapist the other day. Turns out I'm not afraid of dying, I'm afraid of living. Nevermind I'm afraid of dying.

 

[Turk February]

I went to see a therapist the other day. Turns out I'm not afraid of dying, I'm afraid of living. Nevermind I'm afraid of dying.

Depending on the day I switch positions. It's why I can't own a gun and never will. Because some morning I can see myself shooting myself.

 

[Professor Rape]

Depending on the day I switch positions. It's why I can't own a gun and never will. Because some morning I can see myself shooting myself.

So it's all about you?

 

[UnPRePared]

I went to see a therapist the other day. Turns out I'm not afraid of dying, I'm afraid of living. Nevermind I'm afraid of dying.

The worst part about it is the hypocrisy.

Depending on the day I switch positions.

That must make your boyfriend happy.

All in good fun, Turk.

 

[Turk February]

The worst part about it is the hypocrisy.



That must make your boyfriend happy.

All in good fun, Turk.

My boyfriend is a fucking squirrel I flick cigarettes at.

 

[SensibleKeks]

Sigh, it's a tough one man. On one hand I'd like to think so, but hubris is a sin and as Proverbs 16:5 states, "The LORD detests all the proud of heart."

As a devout Catholic, good works alone will not "buy" your way into heaven. You need both good works and faith. So it would be more appropriate to say "I have faith I will be accepted into the Kingdom of Heaven."

 

[wbgreen]

No.