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Anyone else just bored

Sue Lightning

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I don’t want to kill myself or some shit but i’m just so bored. Before anyone says “find activities” I have a bunch but 0 time or energy to do them. Work consumes your life a lot of the time and then you have this money you can’t even do shit with because you have no time.

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johnnynoname

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there are times during the day (coincidentally it happens a lot when I'm flossing my teeth) that I think to myself "you can just hang yourself, it will be over quickly and you don't have to deal with any of this anymore"

I've done everything....there's nothing else....and I'm not saying that for haha's
I'm also not saying that to get those "don't worry, pal...things get better"..........they don't

if i had the guts to I would have killed myself a long time ago
 

chocolatehellhole

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there are times during the day (coincidentally it happens a lot when I'm flossing my teeth) that I think to myself "you can just hang yourself, it will be over quickly and you don't have to deal with any of this anymore"

I've done everything....there's nothing else....and I'm not saying that for haha's
I'm also not saying that to get those "don't worry, pal...things get better"..........they don't

if i had the guts to I would have killed myself a long time ago
all this could be solved by calling an escort. "It never gets better" after 13 years of not getting laid. Get your dick sucked, idiot.
 

Sue Lightning

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there are times during the day (coincidentally it happens a lot when I'm flossing my teeth) that I think to myself "you can just hang yourself, it will be over quickly and you don't have to deal with any of this anymore"

I've done everything....there's nothing else....and I'm not saying that for haha's
I'm also not saying that to get those "don't worry, pal...things get better"..........they don't

if i had the guts to I would have killed myself a long time ago
Unironically i’ve thought like this a lot and then I remember i’ll be dead either way wether it’s 20 or 60 years from now so why pull the plug.
 

johnnynoname

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all this could be solved by calling an escort. "It never gets better" after 13 years of not getting laid. Get your dick sucked, idiot.
why would I have to pay for any sex
I can put on the facade and ask out 10 girls and I know one will at least say yes and she'll most likely fuck on the first date

......that ain't fixing anything for me

EDIT: and btw- I'm average looking af but I still could get someone to fuck me
EDIT2: a female!!!
 

Sue Lightning

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Learning how to play an instrument is a good one. You can just do it throughout the day, and whether you did 5 minutes or an hour it's still building up your skill. Then you start recording it or playing with other people and get a new hobby.
I play instruments

Unironically good for your soul and physical health too
 

chocolatehellhole

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why would I have to pay for any sex
Reason #1) You haven't been laid in a decade and a half.
I can put on the facade and ask out 10 girls and I know one will at least say yes and she'll most likely fuck on the first date
No you couldn't. That's why you haven't been laid in 13 years.
 

gassers

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Reason #1) You haven't been laid in a decade and a half.

No you couldn't. That's why you haven't been laid in 13 years.
the scenario he is painting only happens to 8 above chads. Cold approaching is really risky these days with all metoo shit.

Unless He is really handsome, asking out 10 girls isn't gonna work out. Times have changed.
 
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