Anyone else ever get kicked out of a bar?

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I got cut off once before at the bar my sister used to work at. I was hammered and I lost my custom mug so Andy was like, “come on dude, really?” He found it the next day outside in the snow. I think I dropped it when I was smoking a cigarette. I also once got kicked out of a different bar for kissing the 45 year old woman that the bartender liked. I’m a 28 year old alcoholic but those are my only 2 instances that I remember. Please share your stories.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Yes, for bringing a can of beer in with me.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Yes, for bringing a can of beer in with me.

That’s just economical but to be fair it probably would have been smarter to go with a flask.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Sure, multiple times. I've been cut off a few times in my early 20's for being too drunk, kicked out of a strip club for throwing cigarettes at the dancers. Some bartenders are assholes and I refuse to take their shit, so that lead to some ejections. Pretty normal stuff tho

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Sure, multiple times. I've been cut off a few times in my early 20's for being too drunk, kicked out of a strip club for throwing cigarettes at the dancers. Some bartenders are assholes and I refuse to take their shit, so that lead to some ejections. Pretty normal stuff tho

Throwing cigs at the dancers is such a dickhead move that it’s pretty funny.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Throwing cigs at the dancers is such a dickhead move that it’s pretty funny.

The place was a dump, and while they were pissed, they didn't exactly give them back

 

[NortheastPhilly]

You just did this yesterday

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

You just did this yesterday

Did I really? Fuck, I need to stop drinking. I thought I only did this one on the Cumtown org.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Years ago I was pissed off my gourd at some bar in DC. Three girls - for some reason - latched onto me. They thought I looked like a friend of theirs and wouldn't let me go until I talked to him on the phone.

If that's what I need to do to fuck one of these bitches, I thought, I can hang around until he gets on the line.

He finally does. He's in England. It's 3am. We chat for a few seconds ("Yeah, mate. So ye gonna fook one o' 'em?"). After twenty seconds I pass the phone back to the hog of the trio.

And then an actual HOT girl walks by. My BDE must have been radiating because we made eye contact and she smiled like I haven't seen a woman smile at me before. Holy Christ. This is the best night ever!

For some reason, I reached out to touch her arm and slow her down. Instead, I slapped her in the face. Bouncer was right there and tossed me out. He was surprisingly nice about it prob b/c he saw it was an accident. But still. "You gotta go."

End of the story. I'm standing outside the bar. All four girls are inside. It's freezing cold. I wait far too long for any of them to come out before I skulk away and jerk off on some bum sleeping in a rat-infested alley on U St. They probably went home and finger-banged each other while the hog ate a jumbo slice.

BDE, indeed.

 

[guest]

What kind of self respecting alcoholic drinks in a bar? Take that two day’s worth liter of VODA to the bathroom and drink yourself to death in the shower, Mr. High Hat.

How’d that just over middle aged broad taste by the way?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

What kind of self respecting alcoholic drinks in a bar? Take that two day’s worth liter of VODA to the bathroom and drink yourself to death in the shower, Mr. High Hat.

How’d that just over middle aged broad taste by the way?

Like cheap tequila and Seneca Menthols.

 

[guest]

Like cheap tequila and Seneca Menthols.

I would have preferred Barton’s and Newports but what do I know I still masturbate to page magazines. Carry on.

 

[aRTie02150]

You just did this yesterday

Seriously. Do I need to tell my library/stars story again?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I would have preferred Barton’s and Newports but what do I know I still masturbate to page magazines. Carry on.

She’s a high class lady.

 

[guest]

She’s a high class lady.

Judging by the company she keeps I’m sure.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

You just did this yesterday

Different them it was strip club yesterday

Hope he makes a mom's basement thread tomorrow so I can participate

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Different them it was strip club yesterday

Hope he makes a mom's basement thread tomorrow so I can participate

No, the strip club was a separate incident. I just posted the bar thread two days in a row because I thought I only posted it on the Cumtown .org. I’ll never have a story about getting kicked out of my mom’s basement.

 

[Cuphead]

Never got kicked out, but got cut off once. Ended up going to another bar then driving to a grocery store to buy beer and ended up falling asleep in my buddys backyard.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Never got kicked out, but got cut off once. Ended up going to another bar then driving to a grocery store to buy beer and ended up falling asleep in my buddys backyard.

In or on your buddy’s backyard? It’s an important distinction.

 

[EraGodless]

Yes- a few times. Once I was with a friend and walked in to the bar and I ordered us two Buds. While I was doing so, he walked up to a table of 3 broads and chatted them up (at some point he tried to bum a cigarette from one if them). While he was chatting the hoe's up, I went to take a piss and drink my beer. When I came back from the restroom, they (bouncers- not Jews) were kicking my friend out. I went up to the bar and ordered another beer and asked what happened- While the bartender was handing me my beer, he said- "you know what, you should go too."


To this day, I have no idea what happened.