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I think I'm starting to come around on Jackie.
Pat is currently trying to worm his way back into the spotlight. He's faked 43 swattings so far. "But wait! I've faked number 44! Please pay attention to me!"
Pathetic.
At least Jackie is willing to put out video footage of those gorilla paws of hers. And you know what? I think I kind of like them.
Imagine all of those gigantic digits wrapped around your cock and balls. I'd be in heaven, frankly.
You know when a woman takes her thumb and forefinger and just teases the head of your cock?
Imagine Jackie doing that with her giant bananas. That's sexy.
Pat is currently trying to worm his way back into the spotlight. He's faked 43 swattings so far. "But wait! I've faked number 44! Please pay attention to me!"
Pathetic.
At least Jackie is willing to put out video footage of those gorilla paws of hers. And you know what? I think I kind of like them.
Imagine all of those gigantic digits wrapped around your cock and balls. I'd be in heaven, frankly.
You know when a woman takes her thumb and forefinger and just teases the head of your cock?
Imagine Jackie doing that with her giant bananas. That's sexy.