Did someone shank that goony retard yet? Easily the craziest thing that ever happened on the old sub. What a nutty guy
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Any updates on the Vizio Soundbar Bandit's life behind bars?
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he’s muslim now. I wrote him, he didn’t write me back.
get the fuck outta here. Well allahu akbar to Kuhn (more like coon)
Well, he's gotta pick a side, doesn't he?
wonder how many more his dead eyed white brap hog GF managed to spawn since
I remember spreading the rumor that he became Muslim back at the old sub.
Maybe he really did (Alhamdulillah)
Maybe he really did (Alhamdulillah)
When I first read that happened, I thought it was an elaborate joke.
Then I looked into it, and sure enough. Real deal. I was floored someone could do that.
Then someone over at the old sub did a heading about an obituary for Quadan: it ended up being the PR-speak from Vizio's website of that very Soundbar.
I burst out laughing and felt like the biggest bastard alive.
Then I looked into it, and sure enough. Real deal. I was floored someone could do that.
Then someone over at the old sub did a heading about an obituary for Quadan: it ended up being the PR-speak from Vizio's website of that very Soundbar.
I burst out laughing and felt like the biggest bastard alive.
qadan's angelversary is coming up october 3. how many years has it been?
I remember someone posted that the toothfairy was gunna need to drop about 20 bucks in coins on on the corner of that street in front of Walmart in Tullytown that night that still breaks my ribs.
The little kid would be not far from committing his first crime if his dad just put him in his seat correctly.
As much as I love Literary Criticism, the entire Qadan saga (the angel pictures, the animations) made me laugh more and way harder than anything we've done to Pat.
Don't forget the bro joe connection Kuhn had
"Sound that moves you."
4 years now
Even though it's very unfortunate, obviously, but that clip will always make me laugh. That press was brutal.
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That means it's Aunty Kamala's birthday coming up too.
What I've never quite understood was how we knew it was the same guy from the sub.
You could say it was an unfortunate mishap!
Full disclosure I still get sad about the little mug, young kid and horrible way to go.
This is what happens when a black man decides to stay in his kid’s life.
I think it's also helpful to remember that he wasn't even being chased by the cops