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Any of you mongs survivalists?
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As soon as internet is out for a full week I'm gonna clear out all my close neighbors (don't know them) so I can expand my poor amount of perishables WHILE capturing all young females for my harem(18+ , gotta be legal or they're dead) THEN I pimp them out to other survivalists who were late on the pussy-capturing FINALLY I murder these survivalists while they're getting it on Jason Voorhees style to further expand my reach.
Rinse and repeat.
My army will consist of my children so I only need about 13 years before we really get to expanding
Rinse and repeat.
My army will consist of my children so I only need about 13 years before we really get to expanding
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Nobacon is all ready for when they cut off nigger benefits
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My best friend lives 20 minutes outside of Charlottesville with his wife, two young daughters, and Irish wolf hound. He did three tours in Afghanistan with the Marines and worked for Raytheon briefly after he got his MBA off the GI bill.
If shit goes down I'm stealing our gay neighbor's car and driving straight to his house with a broom stick to volunteer my services. He's the most badass person I know with legitimate combat experience so I'm hitching to his caboose. Fuck it I'll volunteer to dogsit while they go forage for food. I'll make myself useful.
If shit goes down I'm stealing our gay neighbor's car and driving straight to his house with a broom stick to volunteer my services. He's the most badass person I know with legitimate combat experience so I'm hitching to his caboose. Fuck it I'll volunteer to dogsit while they go forage for food. I'll make myself useful.
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No but I'm useful and know how to do a bunch of shit so I think I'd be better off than a lot of people if The Great Struggle kicked off.
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I think in a shit hits the fan scenario, your neighbors find out that you're prepared and now you're screwed
Am I wrong?
I've spent a lot of time in these online spaces, being a schizophrenic
Am I wrong?
I've spent a lot of time in these online spaces, being a schizophrenic
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Your sneering will end when SHTF and you don't have one of these babies, libtard.
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I was homeless and had a nice little camp for a while. That's probably closer than a lot of the online survivalists get.
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Sometimes you have to chop a motherfucker's hand up with a hatchet.
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That's all it is they're just like I have guns I'll kill a motherfucker! Over a can of beans
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That's respectable. It ain't easy.
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Oh yeah, sometimes I forget that people carry guns in other places and if I lived anywhere else in the world I would've been killed a million times by now.
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It's a tought but romantic existence. They called him the "Romeo of the Railroad".
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I found a nice quiet patch of woods and kept it very low-profile. I didn't bring people there and civilized people only used the edges of it for a dumping ground which kept them away from the trail heads. It was close to a park where I could hunt ducks with my pellet rifle, too.
Shit I could probably write a decent thread on the whole thing.
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I just realized that your wife fucks a homeless bum. Gross.
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Harsh but fair
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The mother of your seven toothbrushes has sex with a stinking homeless bum.
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She's a Saint on ERT!
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<--- killed a goat back home. They have two "throats"...one is normal and has the jugular vein and a normal esophagus, and the other is filled with green goo (chewed cud).
Literally used a machete and tying its little hoofs to a stake and then I sliced its neck.
Literally used a machete and tying its little hoofs to a stake and then I sliced its neck.
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Not in that gay online faggy way, but I like being prepared. I keep a go-bag handy, and update it regularly, and there's enough shit stashed in the car to float me through 4-5 days at a minimum. When the shit hits the fan, you'll be getting blowjobs for those new toothbrushes, Bic lighters and AA batteries.