Any of you degenerates ever jerk off at work?

[aRTie02150]

I know some of you have.

Let's hear some funny stories.


SNOWAAAYYYY


Sniff

 

[Snake]

 

[Zombie247]

I was a young, high as fuck labourer. One sexy picture in a paper sent me on a journey to the furthest end of the building site. I had to get it out of me. Also this was 7.45am. Work hadn't even started. Life was easier back then.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Work? No.
Road jerk? Yes.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

My full time job is being the moderator of r/gooncaves. So yeah... I jerk off at work

 

[guest]

Before covid and working from home started I would jerk off at work everyday at 10am. Even if I had sex that morning before work. Between my high T and a stressful office job it was the only way for me to focus and not be an agitated asshole.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Theres a shack on the beach they occasionally have me stand watch in. When I was on night shift I shot my load into the corner and left it there. Fuck this place.

Also I remember doing bathroom beat offs in like 7th-8th grade during class

 

[guest]

My full time job is being the moderator of r/gooncaves. So yeah... I jerk off at work

Just looked up that reddit. Jesus. I never even heard of "Gooning" before. Let alone having a fucking room dedicated to it...

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Theres a shack on the beach they occasionally have me stand watch in. When I was on night shift I shot my load into the corner and left it there. Fuck this place.

I like your attitude, fella

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Just looked up that reddit. Jesus. I never even heard of "Gooning" before. Let alone having a fucking room dedicated to it...

They're truly some of the biggest degenerates in the world

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

When I was a teenage lifeguard and it was a slow (rainy) day or I had a long enough break, I'd grab a shower in the furthest away shower stall and rub a quick one out thinking of my coworkers or some of the MILF patrons. Never jerked it at an adult job.

 

[wbgreen]

Yeah, a few times. I'd have gotten in trouble, but thank God teachers unions are so strong in my state.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I was a young, high as fuck labourer. One sexy picture in a paper sent me on a journey to the furthest end of the building site. I had to get it out of me. Also this was 7.45am. Work hadn't even started. Life was easier back then.

Sometimes you just need to cum to clear your head. Just 3 cranks and then resume productivity

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

When I was a teenage lifeguard and it was a slow (rainy) day or I had a long enough break, I'd grab a shower in the furthest away shower stall and rub a quick one out thinking of my coworkers or some of the MILF patrons. Never jerked it at an adult job.

That's hilarious. Just picturing a lifeguard eye-raping people at the pool and then wander off to a far off stall to spooge

 

[Chapel]

I’m a window cleaner. So thats a yes

 

[guest]

I have never jerked off, child. Have sex all the time since I was 10. I'm a real Rick Tomlinson in the sack, and my wife LOVES the D.

 

[guest]

Theres a shack on the beach they occasionally have me stand watch in. When I was on night shift I shot my load into the corner and left it there. Fuck this place.

Sounds action packed.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

some girl with a fat ass and a sexy I’m a whore glasses, took a shit in the bathroom. I went in after her. Inhaled and jacked. She was always a cunt.

 

[guest]

some girl with a fat ass and a sexy I’m a whore glasses, took a shit in the bathroom. I went in after her. Inhaled and jacked. She was always a cunt.

Props

 

[guest]

Props

The smell of shit is disgusting. I better not see either of you guise call ANYONE a degenerate...