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Ant's seinfeld stories

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Does anyone else do this to people they know? I just tell them stuff that happened to me but Im really retelling seinfeld plots. I did the whole frogger episode over the course of a week with a coworker; telling him about how im never gonna have a child and need the high score, how I hired some guys and 1 wanted to steal a battery, etc. Because I spread it out over a week the ending where Im playing frogger irl and it gets hit by a truck was believable for him.
 

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No. Half the people I know are Boomers who've watched Seinfeld every day since 95, so they would never fall for this trick. The other half are members of a generation that won't look up from their phones if you talk to them, so can't even pay attention to my babbling.
 

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Never understood the appeal of that jewy bullshit even as a kid. I got an uncle that’s as much a fan as this nigger.

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