A man who gets a tummy ache when men raise their voices around him. Nana's severely mentally ill
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Anthony's ready and armed to join a militia
- Thread starter RoSmokedCrack
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Yeah if the US ever becomes a 3rd world hell hole Ant and freinds will save the day.
Fucking lunatics
Fucking lunatics
Couldn’t even shoot a black woman assaulting him but believes he would join a militia. Your brother couldn’t even make it through the Potato Peelers 1st Corp faggot.
Nana the minuteman mincing and sashaying his way to the front lines
Nana will be invaluable if this "militia" discovers how to weaponize tittering, giggling faggotry and the onset of liver disease. When he's mowing down cardboard niggers at the range, he's Harry Callahan, but when faced with the real thing, all he can do is tweet about it.
If anybody tries to ban anal eggs or buying tits for boys I would actually believe him
“Necessary tools (Gaping ass) to be an effective member (Prostitute) of (For) the militia”
Like the OP said this bloviating faggot couldn’t even handle two old fat men having an argument in front of him. He would piss himself at the sight of a nigger with a pool noodle running towards him.
"effective member"
You're a 70 year old alcoholic gay man with gout, funster.
You're a 70 year old alcoholic gay man with gout, funster.
Member when Kevin Brennan was chimping out in his studio, breaking equipment etc...and he was literally COWERING and cracking black woman in a wawa type jokes. Militias could sure use that.
Kevin, fucking HIV+ Brennan...
Kevin, fucking HIV+ Brennan...
The Expendables 4
Those militia guys would be far more interested in watching Missy in her tight pants double tapping targets while advancing. They might initiate some weapon retention and grappling practice with her. How do you think Nana would react to that?
"Mr. President, we're minutes away from what is likely going to escalate into WW3, what ever should we do!? Call in the armed forces?"
"No. Even better. Call Anthony Cumia and his faggot boomer friends."
"No. Even better. Call Anthony Cumia and his faggot boomer friends."
Nana has heavy, brass balls...on Twitter. In real life, though, he's a dainty, anxious queen who gets the beer shakes if he goes fifteen minutes without one. Plus, he'd be too aroused to fight, what with being in a trench with all those rugged, bearded men and all.
Call... The Gay Team
The human howdy doody puppet
Serious question: would Nana wear two tactical vests? Tony Two-Vests.
Nah he squirms too much
I think he'd be relieved, as it'd mean he would be free to spend more time with the guys, doing guy things, and talking about guy stuff.