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Anthony Cumia’s Girlfriend

Gay Faggot.

When the frying pan hits just right.
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HAHA HOOOOLLLIEEEEE SHIT!!!!!
 
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"Gav? Can I read your tattoos? Pretty please?" lisped Andy Espresso, as he cuddled on the sofa with his main squeeze.

"Forget those" simped the bearded queer. "I just got a new one, especially for you, Andy"

"OOOOHHH! Let me see! Let me see!" Andy squealed in girlish glee. With a seductive grin, Gavin undid his trousers and pulled down his thong underwear. On his flaccid penis was a tattoo of a prancing man, with a microphone in one hand and a beer in the other. Andy's pockmarked face lit up excitedly. "HAHAHAHOLEEEEEEEEEESHIT! IS THAT.....?"

"It sure is, sweetiekins! Now touch it! Go ahead, don't be shy, Andy!"

"HaHAHAHAHAHAHOLEEEEEEEEESHIT! IT'S STARTING TO SASHAY! HAHAHAHAHOLEEEEEESHIT!"

"Just like you, my widdle acne-scarred twinkiekins! Now let's get those dirty pants off and bend you over the ottoman."

"HAHAHAHOOHEEE HEEE HEEE!"
 
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