Another random Niki mention from the pig…

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Also note this kind of thing is meant for WOMEN to say for attention on social media. Something like “I’m not a lesbian but Megan Fox…” but Pat here just sounds like a creep. There’s nothing cute or funny when a guy does this because odds are he stole this from a woman on twitter.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Don't forget that Pat's a famous author and comedian.

He probably has actually met up with Ana de Armas and is in with a chance.

This is just his way of framing to Nikki that he is still "committed" in his relationships, while leaving the option open for him to fuck the odd celebrity now and then.

Don't forget that Pat is smart.

 

[Meownaw]

Don't forget that Pat's a famous author and comedian.

He probably has actually met up with Ana de Armas and is in with a chance.

This is just his way of framing to Nikki that he is still "committed" in his relationships, while leaving the option open for him to fuck the odd celebrity now and then.

Don't forget that Pat is smart.

Their schedules conflicted.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Big news. I would make love with one of the most beautiful women in the world.
Oooohhh, this shocks you! It shocks you! You see what's hidden underneath you motherfuckers

 

[AliceWorquer]

It's "my wife and me", not "my wife and I" you illiterate ogre.

He has tried "and me" on for size a couple times, but "and I" sounds more authorly, so it is now correct, child.
Its impressive how he doesnt even have a 50% success rate with his "and I" fumblings.



Even when he gets them arguably "correct" he still invariably fucks them up by being a clumsy idiot and we get grammatical abominations like "and I are" or "and I both".



But he fucks them up so frequently and so completely that we can only assume he doesn't have a clue why he talks in such a pompous way and doesnt care to learn. He is a professional and they dictate the rules. He just takes a swing at whatever he thinks will make him sound most intellectual.






And then there are these two which are just unforgiveable 1.2 stupidity from a professional author.




There are a lot more examples, but you dont need a weatherman to tell you when its raining, Y'knowwhaddamean?

 

[BoomerSperg]

Exactly the type of thing wives love seeing posted on social media by their husbands

I know my girl loves it when I talk about better looking women around her, especially when we have company over.

 

[guest]

Big news. I just thought Pat's fat.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

View attachment 66644I don't think that Ms. de Armas would be crazy to reject an opportunity to be with this.

I thought this was a gif when I first saw it. He’s ugly in a Lovecraftian way; his still image ripples with the ugliness of his own thoughts. You can look at his misshapen face and see it twist and contort in unnatural, seemingly practiced but wrong and gay ways. Mincing and simpering, greasily staining furniture like decay in the humid sun.

Disgusting.

 

[NigelCumia]

He's a boomer that thinks the word 'thrupple' is funny

 

[Skatole C9H9N]

Why would he say this? Nobody thinks this is witty or interesting.
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Imagine scrolling through Twitter, and suddenly seeing your son-in-law comment on his sex life with your daughter

 

[Jenna]

Oh good, Patrick has joined the actresswars, I'm so bored with the alliance trying to start shit.

 

[Skatole C9H9N]

How loud does Niki make Pat squeal when she uses the strap on?

 

[Skatole C9H9N]

I bet Pat likes to get fisted. He gets his colon dug out.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

It's "my wife and me", not "my wife and I" you illiterate ogre.

Subject, predicate, whatever. You’re the subject of a lawsuit, atalker.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Yes, one of the hottest women in Hollywood would absolutely be into two big, fat, smelly, ugly retards from Wisconsin. How fucking embarrassing to even put that out in the world.