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Another random Niki mention from the pig…

Don't forget that Pat's a famous author and comedian.

He probably has actually met up with Ana de Armas and is in with a chance.

This is just his way of framing to Nikki that he is still "committed" in his relationships, while leaving the option open for him to fuck the odd celebrity now and then.

Don't forget that Pat is smart.
 

Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!
Don't forget that Pat's a famous author and comedian.

He probably has actually met up with Ana de Armas and is in with a chance.

This is just his way of framing to Nikki that he is still "committed" in his relationships, while leaving the option open for him to fuck the odd celebrity now and then.

Don't forget that Pat is smart.
Their schedules conflicted.
 

AliceWorquer

Fat bitch with faggot tits
It's "my wife and me", not "my wife and I" you illiterate ogre.
He has tried "and me" on for size a couple times, but "and I" sounds more authorly, so it is now correct, child.
Its impressive how he doesnt even have a 50% success rate with his "and I" fumblings.

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Even when he gets them arguably "correct" he still invariably fucks them up by being a clumsy idiot and we get grammatical abominations like "and I are" or "and I both".

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But he fucks them up so frequently and so completely that we can only assume he doesn't have a clue why he talks in such a pompous way and doesnt care to learn. He is a professional and they dictate the rules. He just takes a swing at whatever he thinks will make him sound most intellectual.

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And then there are these two which are just unforgiveable 1.2 stupidity from a professional author.

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There are a lot more examples, but you dont need a weatherman to tell you when its raining, Y'knowwhaddamean?
 

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RedGlareRecipient

Rocketeer
View attachment 66644I don't think that Ms. de Armas would be crazy to reject an opportunity to be with this.
I thought this was a gif when I first saw it. He’s ugly in a Lovecraftian way; his still image ripples with the ugliness of his own thoughts. You can look at his misshapen face and see it twist and contort in unnatural, seemingly practiced but wrong and gay ways. Mincing and simpering, greasily staining furniture like decay in the humid sun.

Disgusting.
 
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